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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				You all know my Hitler rants by now. Making so many of them for the forum battle gave me an idea (Klim also gave me the idea).
 
Redo the entire film.
 
However, such an endeavor is fucking insane. Instead, I would just take a few scenes and turn it into a half hour sort of thing. Maybe.
 
I already have a possible plot worked out and everything, I just need characters in set roles this time.
 
Is anyone interested in having their user names appear in the film? If so, tell me which character (if you don't have any preference or can't identify any of the characters, PM me).
 
Any other questions, just ask.
List of people in film 
@om*d (... the bunker itself?   )
 
Syd Lexia (Hitler; negotiable if he doesn't want to be   )
 
Arlock41 (Eva Braun   )
 
HardcoreGamer4Ever (Jodl   )
 
SoldierHawk (General Chuikov   )
 
TheFlamingSchnitzel (Traudl Junge   )
 
Sehkmaenzo (Haase   )
 
Slayer1 (Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbel   )
 
Douche McCallister (General Burgdorf   )
 
ToGdor (General Krebs   )
 
Pandajuice (Fegelein   )
 
Thunderhorse (General Keitel    (Sorry for how god awful that picture is, it's the best I could find)
 
Drew Linky (Himmler   )
 
BeachBum (Mohnke   )
 
SnesGuy (Speer   )
 
Klimbatize (Weidling   )
 
Andrew Man (Schenke   )
 
Spra (Bormann    )
 
Alowishus (Otto Gunsche   )
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		| @om*d 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Use my name in this form : atomjacked. I would like to be the bunker, please.
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				Awesome.
 Also, Syd, I'm sorry, but you'll have to be Hitler. It's the only way this works out. I guess.
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		| Sehkmaenzo 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I never got to actually appear in any of the rants D:
 
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		| GPFontaine 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| The Flaming Schnitzel 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I will resume my role as Frau Junge.
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		| SoldierHawk 
 
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		| The Flaming Schnitzel 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I'll happily take a role--keep my part as the Russian general, or a new one if it suits you better.  Only stipulation: don't make me one of those annoying, whiny chicks please.  |  
Did he ever even post that vid that had you as the Russian general?
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		| Slayer1 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| SoldierHawk 
 
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		| The Flaming Schnitzel 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |  
| I'll happily take a role--keep my part as the Russian general, or a new one if it suits you better.  Only stipulation: don't make me one of those annoying, whiny chicks please.  |  Did he ever even post that vid that had you as the Russian general?
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WTF! Drew, get that up NOW!
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				I actually never got around to it, my laptop was borderline dead for a while and I lost a lot of files. Including the clip with the general. I'd download it again, but now that the forum battle for my team is over I figure it'd be kind of pointless to put it up now. I'll just have her in the actual movie to compensate (more screen time, as I'll be able to use the entire clip versus cutting it down). That work out?
 I'm also going to edit the original post to have pictures and names of the various people in the bunker so that you know what you're signing up for. Thanks guys!
 
 And GPF, what don't you understand?
 
 Edit: You've gotta choose a character if you haven't already. It goes a lot easier that way. Let me get those pictures up.
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		| Teralyx 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				If douche doesn't ask, I want his old part. If he wants it back, I'll take my old part.
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				Oh, sweet! ToG is Krebs then.
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		| Slayer1 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Pandajuice 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I'd like to be the same guy I was before. You know, the one who just finished banging all the naked chicks.
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		| Sehkmaenzo 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I don't think he shows up much, but I wanna be Haase    |  
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		| Thunderhorse 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I was Jodl...Right? I wanna be him.
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		| HardcoreGamer4Ever 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Thunderhorse 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Wait! I was Keitel! I think...
 I wanna be him!
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				List updated. Thanks for your participation guys.    
Also, you guys can (sort of) choose which character I play. I get to veto if I don't want to be him (I've seen the film plenty of times, I know how it goes with them and how they act. I don't want a bitchy character), but you guys have a large amount of input here. I'm just indecisive.    |  
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		| The Flaming Schnitzel 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				I was hoping someone would say that.
 Himmler I am.
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		| Pandajuice 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| You be Himmler! 
 DESERT FOX! :O
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Rommel was the Desert Fox. Himmler was the head of the SS.
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		| Drew Linky 
 
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				Thanks Pandajuice.
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