I recorded this song for this contest. If you like it, maybe vote for Drac Attack.



If my teammates do not show up by the morning, they are dead to me and although it is not official, you can consider this the atomjacked show. I changed my Forum Battle banner appropriately. I will shoot all deserters.

OK, the fucking sun is almost up here in the Empire state and I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it anymore! aeonic, Izzy, i'll_bite_your_ear... you have deserted me. If I knew you in real life, you would be paying with grievous bodily harm. You three are no longer on my team. I AM MAKING IT OFFICIAL - SCREW THE RULES! If you assholes even bother to come in here and read this, don't bother asking for forgiveness. you knew this was a battle, you should have known the date of the contest, as it required the reading skill of a chimpanzee on a fistful of barbiturates to figure out what the fuck is going on here. The fact that you bowls of dicks did not make a single post in support of Drac Attack for this entire contest disgusts me and I am done with you bitches.

My name is atomjacked and I alone am Drac Attack!

Vote Drac Attack, I eliminated my own team for the good of this Forum Battle.

Vote for me in this contest and vote for Bum in his contest and let us battle one-on-one and send a proper one man wrecking crew to battle of against the formidable opponents in the other division.

You can make it happen!

[NES:be93a55d87]VOTE DRAC ATTACK!!![/NES:be93a55d87]

Here is me reading a poem written by a television show writer for a fake android which is a facsimile of a human for his cat of the future that doesn't really exist and is not really the cat it portrays in the show and which also was once turned into an iguana. It also features a painting that was probably not made by the character or the actor who portrayed the character of Data.

It's different than what I have done so far in the Forum Battle and I hope you enjoy it. Perhaps enough to consider voting Drac Attack. Perhaps.

Well, if I get 30 votes (not sure if that is possible at this point) I can guarantee the single most awesome item EVER will be raffled off on this site, so vote Drac Attack if you want to win something that weighs 230 grams. Yeah, that's a hint. Go look up stuff that weighs that much. And vote Drac Attack.

I am reposting the raffle info here in case no one can find it when the other thread inevitably disappears.

For every 5 votes Drac Attack gets, I will raffle one video game.

Here is a list of some of the items I will raffle. Note: these are also in order.

At 5 votes - The Lion King for SNES
At 10 votes - Disney's Aladdin for SNES
At 15 votes - Zelda II: The Adventure of Link for GBA (classic NES series)
At 20 votes - Super Empire Strikes Back for SNES
At 25 votes - X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse for SNES
At 30 votes - ???????? (super mystery item!)


Here is a hint for the super mystery item (this should be very simple to figure out)

SSB3aWxsIHJhZmZsZSBhIE5pbnRlbmRvIDNEUyBpZiBEcmFjIEF0dGFjayBnZXRzIDMwIHZvdGVzIQ==

I am already going to raffle off one item, help me raffle off 6 items and bring the joy of gifts to the forums! Please, vote Drac Attack.

Thunderhorse wrote:

I figured it out!* It was Binary! http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/ "I will raffle a Nintendo 3DS if Drac Attack gets 30 votes!" *I totally didn't. Atom revealed it in IRC.

It wasn't binary, but that site does decode it.

Vote Drac Attack. I am crazy. I am like Santa Claus with a beer, giving away awesomeness.

So yeah, I will raffle a brand new in the box unopened Nintendo 3DS if Drac Attack gets at least 30 votes AND wins in this contest. I will pay the shipping and handling, cause that how I roll, bitches.

Anyone who has stated that they have voted against me in any of the threads for this contest CANNOT enter the raffle. Giving your votes in advance without giving me the chance to at least try to win your vote means I will not even give you a chance to try and win the 3DS if I win.

The games will only be raffled if I win. I am not going to give stuff away if I lose.

VOTE DRAC ATTACK

Rydog wrote:

So your willing to pay $300 dollars to win an online forum battle?

I paid for it before this Forum Battle. Money spent is money spent. I can always get more. I am willing to raffle off stuff to win. I enjoy giving things away, it makes people happy.