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How long does it take you to do your business?


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Poll :: When nature calls...

2 minutes or less.
36%
 36%  [ 13 ]
3-5 minutes.
25%
 25%  [ 9 ]
6-10 minutes.
16%
 16%  [ 6 ]
More than 10 minutes.
22%
 22%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 36


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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Jun 07 2011 10:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I typically want to empty my bowels out so I don't have to worry about it until later. So I sit on there and have a book ready.
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
PostPosted: Jun 08 2011 12:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There ought to be an in-between option, hahaha. Some days, it's over in a few minutes, and others I have to bring my DS in to keep entertained.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not normal.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Jun 08 2011 12:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The initial business is always quick, but I am paranoid that more will come, so I wait a few minutes more, GP makes great points, this prolly only applies to people with jobs/families though.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Jun 08 2011 09:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I like to read in the can so I end up in there anywhere from ten to twenty minutes usually.


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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 02:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

It takes me however long it takes to finish any text message conversations, check twitter (and reply if necessary), check my e-mail if I'm expecting anything, and do a sudoku puzzle on maximum difficulty without using any placeholder numbers or anything as notations because that takes away all the challenge.


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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 12:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah I usually play my DS or read while I'm in there. Like it's been said, the business only takes a few minutes, while I'm usually in there for 15 - 20 minutes.


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Valdronius
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 04:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Depends on the paperwork, but I usually try and get in and out in under 5. Like Sehk, I really only crap 3 times a week or so.

The real question for this thread though, is how many sheets do you typically use? I use 5-7.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 04:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If you only go 3 times a week, you are eating poorly. Poorly enough that you might be doing some damage. Might want to check that out with a Dr.



 
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 05:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

One of my roommates could only go once a week and when he did, he was in there for about an hour or so...
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 06:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

how come the girls havent responded to this? oh yeah, girls dont poop


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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 06:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
how come the girls havent responded to this? oh yeah, girls dont poop


I voted. I just don't feel the need to give a written response. Razz


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PostPosted: Jun 09 2011 08:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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