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Joined: Oct 12 2007 Posts: 821

The Wicker Man, the Nicolas Cage one. Oh my, it is so awesomely terrible.
I mean, come on.

Posted: Jun 01 2011 05:52 am

Vovad wrote:

Tomdincan wrote:

Orca. Just terrible.

i've wanted to see this for so long, when i was like 8 me and my cousins were obsessed with jaws and he was like "I FOUND THIS MOVIE ORCA ITS LIKE JAWS BUT A KILLER WHALE!"

it's been on my list ever since

Saw this on the back of a comic I bought recently:

Obviously, Tomdincan is wrong and this is the greatest movie ever made. Very Happy

You can always trust people named 'Dino'.

Posted: Jun 03 2011 01:43 am

So I watched this the other night, and I have a question. Were they fucking serious? Please tell me this was some sort of spoof...

Posted: Jun 03 2011 10:39 am

Blackout wrote:

So I watched this the other night, and I have a question. Were they fucking serious? Please tell me this was some sort of spoof...

I LOVE this movie! I remember putting it up in the Guess the Movie Game thread but no one could figure it out.

Joined: Aug 04 2009 Posts: 2515

Miguelius wrote:

Maniac Cop.
I know some people here liked it, but....get real

LOL.

I have Maniac Cop 3 - you have the right to remain silent... FOREVER.

Also if you want to know about crap films you are talking to the best person lol.

I put Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars in NSFW because of the womans clothing, i have it on dvd but i've yet to watch it. Looks awful but hilarious.

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Also Surf Nazis Must Die

It's actually hilarious - in the so bad it's hilarious category.

Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell is horrible it's not even funny.

Both of those are made by Troma so check out anything made by them.

Check out Troll 2 as well (it's already been mentioned). It's so hilarious though you will actually "wtf" while watching it.

Emm the Leprachaun films are pretty bad as well. I'll post more as they come to me.

Oh yes the Sleepaway Camp films are meant to be horrible. I've only seen a bit of the second one i think, it was hilarious though.

Posted: Jun 06 2011 02:22 am

Pretty much anything the MST3K guys did is horrible. Best criteria for not falling asleep: pick one of them that is in color, is a science fiction movie, and/or stars Robert Z'Dar (Future War, Soultaker), Joe Don Baker (Final Justice), or Joe Estevez (Werewolf and again, Soultaker).

Another good choice: anything with Bruce Campbell. Army of Darkness, Alien Apocalypse, etc. were intentionally campy, and he makes even the cheesiest movie awesome.

Posted: Jun 06 2011 11:50 am

My brother and I share an apartment together and we do this pretty regularly. Just hosted Leprechauns in Space the other day. We also do Rifftrax a lot.

We're hosting Blaxploitation film night in a few days. Blackula, Dolemite and Black Dynamite. That one will be fun.

Posted: Jun 06 2011 12:51 pm

Gotta put Black Belt Jones on that list also.

Joined: May 16 2011 Location: at the orifice Posts: 24

Just watched Lesbian Vampire Killers this last weekend and it was an awful choice. Terrible movie, but not the kind of terrible movie I was looking for. It was just flat out boring.

After searching around I am definitely taking a look at Maniac Cop.

Posted: Jun 08 2011 07:25 pm

I have both of them in separate DVDs, but the local movie store had a Hackers/War Games double feature box. Now THERE's a bad movie night.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jun 15 2011 06:00 pm

Any of Sonny Chiba's Street Fighter films are hi-quality cheesy kung-fu action. The death scenes will fill you with gut-wrenching laughter.

Posted: Jun 16 2011 05:55 am

Did anyone mention the shitty Chinese Dragon Ball Movie? That thing literally broke the dvd drive in my first 360, last thing we ever watched.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

While it was intentionally done, I just got done watching "What's Up, Tiger Lily?". If you're a fan of "Kung Pow; Enter the Fist", you'll like this this.