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FB 2011 - The Knytehood Vs Bum Marceaux


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Poll :: Who do you think deserves the rose? (You know, like The Bachelor )... Am I the only one who watched that show? D:

The Knytehood
49%
 49%  [ 26 ]
Bum Marceaux
50%
 50%  [ 27 ]
Total Votes : 53


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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 12:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

And here we are, already to the second-to-last match of the first set of battles. Time seems to fly when you're laughing your ass off Very Happy

Anyways, back to being all professional and stuff. The first team of this matchup is The Knytehood, composed of Knyte, Aika and GPFontaine. Quite a lot of potential in this one, as 67% of this team didn't participate on the last FB.

The second team, Bum Marceaux, is composed of BeachBum, and his titanic man balls. The man was the only one willing to do this solo, and that alone is worth, like, two votes Razz

Two days for promos, then two days for votes. You know the drill by now.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 12:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

RegalSin also has the courage to go solo. :p
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hey guys! I don't know how well many of you know me outside of the IRC, but hopefully you will get to know me a little bit better here in the next few days. I'm up against the Knytehood, composed of aika, GPF, and Knyte. I respect these guys a lot, but I must face them, and with your help take them down. What have I done for the forum you ask? Well I brought you the 'Would you do him thread' and a picture of Vald sticking his finger in Cartman's butt! Comedy gold I tell you!

Why should you not vote Knytehood? Well, first do you really want Knyte to win again this year? Do you want to vote for aika, who posts androgynous Asian men in the 'Would you do her?' thread? Finally do you want to vote for GPF who gave us a webclient for the IRC that kicks you every 15 minutes or so?

With that said let me give you the first of my videos. I hope you enjoy it!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

need more PROMOS.

im hoping someone does something awesome (read: stupid) enough to end up on Tosh.0


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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sehkmaenzo wrote:
The first team of this matchup is The Knytehood, composed of Knyte, Aika and GPFontaine. Quite a lot of potential in this one, as 67% of this team didn't participate on the last FB.

Knyte and GP both were in last year's Battle. It just seemed like neither of them were since they posted like a grand total of 5 times between the two of them. BURN!

LOL, Bum. I love that Basil guy. Great impersonation.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 02:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
need more PROMOS.

im hoping someone does something awesome (read: stupid) enough to end up on Tosh.0

Well I can't see myself getting on Tosh.0 anytime in this battle, sorry. I /do/ have more material for you since my opponents can't be bothered to show up for the start of this thing.

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See I learned how to make animated .gif pictures for this Battle that is how committed I am! (Thanks #sydlexia for the help on that by the way!) More where this came from later folks!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 02:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

ryan reynolds looks ripped there. put him in the would you do him thread, so i can say no


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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 03:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
ryan reynolds looks ripped there. put him in the would you do him thread, so i can say no

lol He is already in there, it is why I had the picture on the hard drive.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 03:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Beach Bum wrote:
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Shocked .....................................................<3


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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 05:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hey there, Sydlexians. Very Happy Amongst all the karaoke, odd-food-consumption videos, mazes, and the like, I'm here on behalf of the Knytehood to bring you a little something different. A quiz!

Now, you may be on the up-and-up on the knights of today, but how much do you know about the knights of yesteryear, and the leaders they served? For your entertainment/frustration/Google-fu skills, I have spent the last few days digging up information and compiling it into this nifty little quiz for you all. The topic this time around: Roman emperors and the Roman army!

And as a little added incentive: The first person to get all 10 questions correct gets a special-order photoshop of their choosing. That's right, I'll attempt to put my (totally awesomely amazing) photoshop skills to work for you.

Best of luck to you, and please vote The Knytehood for this 2011 Forum Battle. Very Happy


Aika's Awesomely Awesome Roman Emperor & Roman Army Quiz wrote:

01. Name That Emperor: He boned his sister and tried to make his "best friend" (read: his horse) a consol and priest. Also claimed to be divine. Was assassinated in a joint effort between the senate and the Pratorian Guard.

A: Carcalla
B: Carinus
C: Caligula
D: Claudius

02. Name That Emperor: Had his first wife, Octavia, murdered, and her head sent to his girlfriend Poppaea; he then proceeded to murder Poppaea. Also assassinated his mother, who got him on the throne in the first place.

A: Nero
B: Numerian
C: Nerva
D: Hadrian

03. Name That Emperor: Won the throne by outbidding his competition and promising to pay 25,000 sesterii to each man in the emperor's Praetorian Guard (the common wage was only 900-1,200 sesterii). Was assassinated after only 66 days on the throne when he couldn't afford to pay them.

A: Marcus Aurelius
B: Antoninus Pius
C: Lucius Verus
D: Didius Julianus

04. Name That Emperor: Put on the throne by the Praetorian Guard... and subsequently assassinated by Praetorian Guard less than 90 days later.

A: Antoninus Pius
B: Pertinax
C: Domitian
D: Commodus

05. Name That Emperor: His third wife was rumored to be a nymphomaniac who once competed with a prostitute to see which could have more lovers in a single night. Finally had her executed after she married her lover in a public ceremony while he (the emperor) was out of town. Sorces conflict as to whether or not she divorced the emperor first.

A: Carcalla
B: Carinus
C: Caligula
D: Claudius

06. The Praetorian Guard was a force of bodyguards used by emperors in Rome. Maybe not so surprisingly, they were also responsible for assassinating several emperors themselves. Between 63 BC and 275 AD, Rome had about 42 emperors. How many do we know for certain were assassinated by the Praetorian Guard, with or without direction from the senate?

A: 2
B: 5
C: 8
D: 15

07. In 193 AD alone, Rome managed to go through three emperors. Name them in chronological order.

08. Let's focus more on soldiers now! What did Roman soldiers wear under their leather kilt?

A: Underpants
B: Fig leaves
C: Nothing
D: They wore kilts?

09. When you joined the army, how long were you required to serve?

A: 5 years
B: 10 years
C: 25 years
D: For life.

10. How tall did you have to be to serve?

A: Over 6 feet.
B: A little under 6 feet.
C: A little over 5 feet.
D: There was no height requirement.


And, because I'm totally thinking of you, here's an answer sheet. Remember, #7 is a fill-in-the-blank. Very Happy

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02:
03:
04:
05:
06:
07:
08:
09:
10:

Good luck!

(And yes, I am totally up at 4am finishing and posting this quiz. For you, my fellow Sydlexians... for you. <3)


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 05:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Are you tricking us into doing your homework?


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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 05:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

01: A
02: C
03: D
04: C
05: A
06: C
07: D
08: C
09: A
10: C


<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.

 
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 05:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
Are you tricking us into doing your homework?

Now wouldn't that be clever 8D No, I actually have been working on this for the last few weeks.

Captain_Pollution wrote:
01: A
02: C
03: D
04: C
05: A
06: C
07: D
08: C
09: A
10: C

lol <3

Also, 20%.


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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 09:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
Sehkmaenzo wrote:
The first team of this matchup is The Knytehood, composed of Knyte, Aika and GPFontaine. Quite a lot of potential in this one, as 67% of this team didn't participate on the last FB.

Knyte and GP both were in last year's Battle. It just seemed like neither of them were since they posted like a grand total of 5 times between the two of them. BURN!

Oh yeah, that was a lie. Also, BeachBum does NOT in fact have scrotal elephantiasis. I just like getting people a little bit mad before their fight :O
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 09:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Aika I love you, I really do, but I'm far too ignorant/lazy, to know/look any of that up.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 12:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

01: C
02: A
03: D
04: B
05: D
06: D
07: Pertinax, Didius Julianus, Septimus Severus
08: C
09: C
10: B


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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

01: A
02: B
03: C
04: E
05: Z
06: A
07: S
08: 1
09: 2
10: 3


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

01: D
02: R
03: A
04: C
05: A
06: T
07: T
08: A
09: C
10: K


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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Okay folks I gotta head out to work here real soon, but before I do I have another video for you! This one is a bit different than my last, but hopefully still entertaining. Certainly better than doing homework.



I might take a few requests for these, but I do have to work outside in this nasty heat doing construction work lol. So if I don't get to it right away I'm probably borderline dead from exhaustion, and it isn't because I /don't/ want to fulfill your request. :O I do already have a few others recorded so if you like it let me know and I'll post another.
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TheThunderThief
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PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh /MAN/ I was just on a Roman Empire kick, like, a week ago!

1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B
5. D
6. D
7. Pertinax/ Didius Julianus/ Septimus (or is it Septimius?) Severus
8. A, if you're counting the auxillaries, they wore subligaria.
9. C
10. C

Like a goddamn BOSS.


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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
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PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

TheThunderThief wrote:
Oh /MAN/ I was just on a Roman Empire kick, like, a week ago!

1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B
5. D
6. C
7. Pertinax/ Didius Julianus/ Septimus (or is it Septimius?) Severus
8. A, if you're counting the auxillaries, they wore subligaria.
9. C
10. C

Like a goddamn BOSS.


Someone else who actually tried! :O


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

pfft. im not doing your homework. and you are supposed to impress me, not trick me into voting for you.


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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 02:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It is true that last year I was not around. I was out of the country without internet access. However, this year I am here. So. Hello.

As for abs... Reynolds does have quite the six pack... I've been known to show my abs on this site before... I might have to do it again. While not quite as impressive as last year, I've still got em.

I'm headed out to participate in a martial arts demonstration where I will help little kids, because I'm a nice guy. When I'm done kicking ass over there I'll be back. Also, enjoy the easter eggs.



 
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 02:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, I love mine. I hope it's permanent.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Jun 04 2011 02:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

MY EARZ ARE BLEEDING!!!!!! GAH! Razz


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