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The downfall of Bob Chipman


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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PostPosted: May 24 2011 01:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

"I'm so goddamn insecure with myself that I'm going to completely throw out everything about me that was original and good so I can be just like my idol Linkara! Also, Scott Pilgrim was the first 'good' video games movie so I'm going to declare it the Jesus Christ of nerd-film even though it's not that good, as well asdevelop a superiority complex and declare anything jock like to be the worst thing to happen to humanity! ScrewAttack has to be getting tired of me be now, any day I expect Craig and Jose to hold me down and teabag me!"

Seriously, I can't believe this was the same guy that made "Violence is Golden." This asshat is out of fuck control and proof that complete creative control over your work is a bad thing.

and The Expendables. He makes it sound like the whole movie was every star holding him and his mother down and raping them side by side. I mean Expendables wasn't a masterpiece, but it should not be anywhere near a "worst movies of the year" list.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Jaks
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 12:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Was this the director of those movies?


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Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you want a place in the history book,
then do something dumb before you die.
 
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JRA
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 01:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

He's the Game Overthinker on Screw Attack, and he does Escape To The Movies and Big Picture on escapistmagazine.com


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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AtmanRyu
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 02:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So is there a link or something?

And Linkara's his idol? What.
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JRA
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 06:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

AtmanRyu wrote:
So is there a link or something?

And Linkara's his idol? What.


That was part sarcasm. Throwing unnecessary stories into your non-narrative based shows is done more on atop the 4th wall than anywhere else.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 06:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You know though, weirdly enough, when Linkara does it, it works. Any other reviewers, though, and it's just terrible. Spoony can be clever with 'em, but they often go on for far too long.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 25 2011 07:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is one of my main problems with all of the That Guy With The Glasses reviewers. A few of the Nostalgia Critic's videos are funny, but I don't care about his alter egos or crossovers with people who have nothing to do with what he reviews.


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: May 26 2011 03:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

I like how the rage took a couple posts to unravel and explain the source.


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JRA
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PostPosted: May 29 2011 02:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
You know though, weirdly enough, when Linkara does it, it works. Any other reviewers, though, and it's just terrible. Spoony can be clever with 'em, but they often go on for far too long.


Eh. I liked the first Mechkara story, but saying that his magic gun is actually the soul of a little girl was a massive jumping of the shark.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Shut up, Dorn
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PostPosted: May 29 2011 07:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
This is one of my main problems with all of the That Guy With The Glasses reviewers. A few of the Nostalgia Critic's videos are funny, but I don't care about his alter egos or crossovers with people who have nothing to do with what he reviews.


"Ask That Guy" is often quite funny. Also, "Trailer Failure" is a great show as well.


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