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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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I will say this: I pride myself not on the amount of women I slept with but with the amount of women I had to flat out say no to.
In the last 4 weeks alone there have been 17 times I've been straight up asked for sex. Even no strings attached "You are a god of a man, I want you in me no matter how" sex. Sure, a few of those times were by the same girl but damn.
I think that level of self control (especially since it's been a while...) is a lot more impressive.
EDIT: And yes, I actually keep track. Just because I say no doesn't mean I'm not flattered/don't find this to be absolutely freaking ridiculous.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Wow, impressive indeed! I've had to turn down girls before even for that same no strings type of thing, but 17 times in a month is pretty damn good.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I completely agree with you Lottel. It's good to have self control, I've cut down big time on a lot of the random hook ups, simply by not giving in even in times where I wanted to. But damn...17 times? I don't think I could do that.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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Well, I did the random hook-up thing once. It was the night I found out my big ex had sex with another dude and this chick pretty much took off my pants so I went with it. I'm not going to say I regret it, but I can't really think of another way to say it.
I mean, turns out ANYTHING without feelings behind it is just... not for me. So turning down people is more about not having feelings for them than not wanting to have sex with them.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I'll be perfectly honest in saying that a lot of my random hook ups (not all) were pretty much not worth it, after we're done, I usually hate myself or am embarrassed in some way. And yeah, I agree with the feelings thing, so if I'm even going to hook up with someone, I'd like to keep it a FWB sort of deal.
Also for the hell of it, we always hear about girls faking, but have any of you guys faked with a girl? I have twice.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I don't regret any of my random hook-ups. They were fun at the time and we both got what we wanted out of it. I do regret hurting a few girls by "breaking up" with them after the hook-up though when they clearly thought it was more than that.
My best self-control story is when I turned down a threesome because one of the girls was my best friend's girlfriend. And the girls were hot too. I know it was the right thing to do and I'm proud of myself for doing it, but it's not a lie when I say I regret turning it down sometimes.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Also for the hell of it, we always hear about girls faking, but have any of you guys faked with a girl? I have twice. |
Yeah, I have plenty of times. Often times I have lied to women and told them they were good in bed even though they were absolutely terrible (as in, just laying there not doing a fucking thing). The only reason why I lied was because the first few times I was honest and had to deal with uncontrollable crying and psychotic episodes from telling women that they basically had less emotion during sex than a corpse or that they were so far removed from the act that their spastic movement turned me off. They might say they want an honest opinion but that's just BS if you ask me, because the honest opinion never, ever works out after you have just had sex with a woman. Unless she is a heartless/cold hearted bitch. And those types are usually awesome in the sack.
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Vovad
Joined: Apr 25 2011
Location: Orem, UT
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| Pandajuice wrote: |
I don't regret any of my random hook-ups. They were fun at the time and we both got what we wanted out of it. I do regret hurting a few girls by "breaking up" with them after the hook-up though when they clearly thought it was more than that.
My best self-control story is when I turned down a threesome because one of the girls was my best friend's girlfriend. And the girls were hot too. I know it was the right thing to do and I'm proud of myself for doing it, but it's not a lie when I say I regret turning it down sometimes. |
my best friend would have been disappointed if i turned this down
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Also for the hell of it, we always hear about girls faking, but have any of you guys faked with a girl? I have twice. |
Yeah I have probably a couple of times too where I've been drunk and I just couldn't finish the job. Been working at it for a while and could see the look in her eye of "damn this is taking quite a while" (like 20-30 min of actual intercourse) and faked it. But it was with one nighters and never had to see them again.
Obviously this can only apply when using a condom. Not too many girls are going to check the contents of it after sex.
Most of my numbers were one nighters. Only 5 were from relationships.
2 were Married Women. One I didn't know about until after, and One I did but didn't give a shit.
I do regret the one that I know about.
And I can also honestly say, I've NEVER cheated on my wife, or any girlfriends.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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.. Beh. I'm too young for this. A big fat zero here.
I guess it's gotta happen on it's own, though. -shrugs-
Fucking rural Missouri.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Regarding the best friend's girlfriend issue, I told all my friends if I ever had a GF who came onto them, to just go with it, then let me know afterwards. A girl looking to cheat will find someone else if he turns her down, or she'll deny doing it unless the deed is done, and I much rather know it was with someone I trust who would tell me rather than some scum with VD that she met at a bar.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
.. Beh. I'm too young for this. A big fat zero here.
I guess it's gotta happen on it's own, though. -shrugs-
Fucking rural Missouri. |
Those cows aren't going to fuck themselves.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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I stopped having non relationship sex when every time it happened I received a call saying, "Don't freak out, but I'm late." You know what, don't call me until you're showing.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I stopped having non relationship sex when every time it happened I received a call saying, "Don't freak out, but I'm late." You know what, don't call me until you're showing. |
That's why I never answered my phone or gave a fake number. I hope no one shows up at my door one day claiming to be my son/daughter.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I stopped having non relationship sex when every time it happened I received a call saying, "Don't freak out, but I'm late." You know what, don't call me until you're showing. |
LOL
I heard that if a woman becomes sexually active after a period of non-activity, her period will be late ... maybe an attempt by the body to give her more time to get pregnant? Also, the stress of being late will cause her period to be even later.
It's like nature is purposefully fucking with you.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Whenever someone calls you and says "Don't freak out, but..." that's when you should be freaking out.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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| That's why I never answered my phone or gave a fake number. I hope no one shows up at my door one day claiming to be my son/daughter. |
I've been meaning to tell you, @om*d.....I'm your daughter.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
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| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| I've been meaning to tell you.....I'm your daughter. |
And how old are you?
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
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| @om*d wrote: |
| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| I've been meaning to tell you.....I'm your daughter. |
And how old are you? |
17.
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Vovad
Joined: Apr 25 2011
Location: Orem, UT
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I'm crazy and old! |
look at how crazy and old douche looks!
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| @om*d wrote: |
| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| I've been meaning to tell you.....I'm your daughter. |
And how old are you? |
17. |
Well, I am 27 and I don't recall having sex until I was 13... and I would have been 10 when you were born, so I don't think I am your father. Unless maybe it was the alternate version of me that traveled back in time to the days of Final Fantasy and ended up instead in 1985 and then I would have been maybe 9 or 10, but actually 32 or 33 since I was 23 when I went back in time or whatever the fuck I am talking about.
We may need Maury Povich in here.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Maybe some girl raped you while your were sleeping.
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it was the blurst of times |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
| Maybe some girl raped you while your were sleeping. |
That is a possibility, I have had a crazy life.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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