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May 21st: Judgment Day


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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 10:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm looking up at the sky, but I ain't seeing no Jesus...


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 12:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
I'm looking up at the sky, but I ain't seeing no Jesus...

Wouldn't it be awesome if an eclipse was scheduled to occur today?


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 12:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh shit, guess I better repent!


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Blackout
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 04:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What I don't understand is how people get all riled up about this, the bible is very clear that it will be a complete surprise when it happens.



 
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Because they want it to happen and will believe any rationale for it happening in the foreseeable future.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
What I don't understand is how people get all riled up about this, the bible is very clear that it will be a complete surprise when it happens.

That's why it'll happen tomorrow when everyone's laughing about it not happening today.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Less than 2 hours!!!! I'm so excited to finally go home!!!!
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

5:29 PM and not a single report of mass suicides or something of the sorts.

Worst. Rapture. Ever.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What about mass spending?


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just you wait...yeah. It's coming....Woo~
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 05:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Less than an hour to go. I'm about to go to the store and see if the lines are clogged.


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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alright it's like 6:20 and other than a possible thunderstorm building, I'm not seeing it.


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The website for the people who were blasting all of this www.wecanknow.com doesn't work anymore.

Other than that... I do have a little heartburn. Not much else.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top



From current.com:

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Only on Twitter did the supposed Armageddon sweep the world, with users expressing their mock disappointment at the lack of dead people rising from their graves.

New Zealander Daniel Boerman tweeted: "I'm from New Zealand, it is 6:06PM, the world has NOT ended. No earthquakes here, all waiting for the rapture can relax for now. #Rapture"

In Australia, Jon Gall of Melbourne was unimpressed by the lack of fire and brimstone. He tweeted: "#Rapture time here in Melbourne. A rather quiet sort of rapture if you ask me.

"Well we have had the #Rapture going for 50 minutes now. So far it hasn't interrupted my fish & chips and glass of stout."

In Brisbane, KillaJeules, was similarly disappointed by the lack of a Hollywood blockbuster ending: "So it's 6:37pm here in Brisbane, Australia. No earthquakes. No beaming up of Christians. No zombie apocalypse. No surprises haha."

Camping, a retired civil engineer, has built a multimillion-dollar, non-profit ministry based on his apocalyptic predictions. He previously predicted that the world would end in 1994. It is difficult to know how many of his followers took his latest prophecy seriously, though his Family Radio Worldwide reaches millions of listeners in the US and around the world.

Some have reportedly sold all their possessions and taken to the streets to warn people to prepare for the second coming of Jesus. In recent weeks, callers to Christian radio stations in the US have debated what to do about non-believing friends and neighbors who will be left behind to endure the wrath of God.

But it looks like it will be atheists and other skeptics celebrating this weekend, with tongue-in-cheek doomsday parties planned across the US.

TV scientist Professor Brian Cox summed up the mood of the non-believers. He tweeted: "I think we should all pretend the #rapture is happening so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he'll be livid.


New Church has been formed:

Well with 6PM coming and going around the World the Faithful have been stood up again by Jesus! I hope you all have learned your Lesson, and you should dump that Christ. Time to join a real religion, we at the "An Alien is my God Church" welcome you with open arms! Christians, Muslims and any other Religion that has let you down you are welcome to come and be amazed at our Gods work!

For further information on:

"An Alien is my God Church" send me kennymotown a message via Current and all donations to the newly formed religion can be arranged to be delivered to the Pastor, Preacher, his Holiness kennymotown!

This is the 10 Prime Directives we live for at our Church:

The 10 Prime Directives of the New Church "An Alien is my God"

1. Take care of planet Earth
2. Greed, is bad
3. Take care of your fellow Humans
4. Homosexuals are your fellow Humans (Get over it)
5 Do not worship Jesus or other false Idols such as Mohamed
6. Worship Science as it is your true Savior
7. Make Jobs available to everyone that can work
8. Make your Government work for the Citizens of whatever Country you live in
9. Heal the Sick
10. Comfort those that are dying


From AP:
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Many followers said though the sun rose Saturday without the foretold earthquakes, plagues, and other calamities, the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

33 more minutes...come on Jesus...hurry up!!!!
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We're not in the clear yet guys. The rapture could still hap


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 06:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Then how did you post tha


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 07:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

.....YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME LORD!!!!

Crying
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 07:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
What about mass spending?

That's on Christmas!
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 07:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

6:35 PM.

Do I have to keep living? Aw...


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 07:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Floating around on Facebook:

And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending rapture. Amen.
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Thank you Macho Man Randy Savage. Thank you.
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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 08:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Haha...that's terrible. Laughing
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 09:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Harold Camping's wall is getting absolutely slammed. Given that he had no plan B, this could continue for years to come.


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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 09:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, I am apparently still alive two and a half hours after Rapture hit. The upside of this is that I still get to hang out with all of you fine fellows.

However, seeing as we survivors were passed up and are now inherently damned, we might not be such fine fellows after all. Sad face.

Also, ha at Camping's wall.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 21 2011 09:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Did anyone check for recent missing person reports?


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