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http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15576223
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| SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with a third degree felony for allegedly asking an undercover police officer to give her drugs in exchange for an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box. |
Salad... for cocaine...
I think it's better she was arrested. We don't need someone this stupid on the streets.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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LOL
"But Come on! It's got the baby tomatos in it!"
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I'd gladly give cocaine away for a salad. Though... maybe not one from Olive Garden. They always put those big peppers and lots of onions in. I bet one to go would be like all big peppers and onions.
Don't get me wrong, I like peppers and onions, but not the way that they put them in a salad.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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| Atma wrote: |
LOL
"But Come on! It's got the baby tomatos in it!" |
This made me laugh.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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HAH
i like onions & peppers myself, so i wouldnt mind a salad like that.
my mom actually makes this great salad that is nothing but tomato's & onions in vinegar, or some chilean wine. its a chilean delicacy apparently as my mom learned it from my chilean aunt
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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My mother-in-law makes this awful salad that consists of bananas, marcino cherrys and rasins in heavy syrup. It's called monkey salad.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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gross
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Admittedly, Olive Garden does have some pretty good salad, and I'm not even a salad guy.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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Man I love Olive Garden. Their pasta doesn't seem to reheat well, though. I love their chicken alfredo but when I try heating it up again the following day, the sauce is mostly gone and it's super fucking oily. Eww.
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Doddsino
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Those lasagna rolls are to die for...
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Olive Garden is like microwave Italian food.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Well good luck finding anything better in the midwest...
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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I prefer Macaroni Grill over Olive Garden...
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I don't like Olive Garden's atmosphere.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Blackout wrote: |
| I don't like Olive Garden's atmosphere. |
i dont care for applebee's atmosphere. their 'flare' annoys the fuck out of me.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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there are a lot of places with higher quality food than olive garden. fazoli's went from respectable restraunt chain to outright fast food, but the shit they make is absolutely delicious
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| username wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| I don't like Olive Garden's atmosphere. |
i dont care for applebee's atmosphere. their 'flare' annoys the fuck out of me. |
They do want to express themselves, dont they?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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I can believing tossing salad for drugs but trading salad? That's just ridiculous.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| I can believing tossing salad for drugs but trading salad? That's just ridiculous. |
Maybe she confused the two.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| there are a lot of places with higher quality food than olive garden. fazoli's went from respectable restraunt chain to outright fast food, but the shit they make is absolutely delicious |
Fazoli's has really dropped in quality in my area. I used to love it, but now they just downright don't try, most of the food comes out looking like something you'd get at the school lunchroom.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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Dean Ween from the band Ween had a really funny write up on his website blasting the Olive Garden. This was years ago so I couldn't find the whole thing, but still pretty accurate.
"As an Italian-American nothing offends me more than the commercials on tv for the Olive Garden. You ever eat there? What a bunch of dogshit. The food sucks and a real Italian wouldn't be caught dead ordering "the never ending spaghetti bowl" even if it were free. The food is devoid of any real flavor whatsoever and only the whitest motherfucker could possibly be tricked into believing that they're experiencing anything "authentic". The commercials usually show you some typical looking Italian family with Brooklyn accents bonding over the free breadsticks at the Olive Garden but that's just not where it's at. The Olive Garden can suck my New Jersey dick."
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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After working in the kitchen at Chili's for several years, I have trouble dining at any of those types of places...
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MimiHamburger
Title: CamWhore
Joined: May 03 2011
Location: Boston, MA
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The Olive Garden's house dressing is pretty impressive.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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I've eaten at fancy restaurants in Italy to Olive Garden to Chef Boyardee. It's all just fucking food to me, I'll eat whatever.
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