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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| I usually just settle for a baggy t-shirt and jeans because it's easy. |
A T-Shirt in Minsk?
You might have a thyroid problem.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
Posts: 810
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
| I usually just settle for a baggy t-shirt and jeans because it's easy. |
A T-Shirt in Minsk?
You might have a thyroid problem. |
What? Psht. 39 degrees is summer weather. When it gets to 0 Kelvin all particle movement stops....and the Russians put their coats on.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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kristen stewart is a solid 6 all around. nothign great, but nothign bad either. just whatev.
and she has that look on her face like she just got done giving head.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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| and she has that look on her face like she just got done giving head. |
Yes! And I'd agree that she is either a 5 or 6. She reminds me of every female I see shopping in Hot Topic.
Also, do I really have to say it?
OK I do. Her butthole is probably stained. You know what I mean.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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oh well...
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
Posts: 810
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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to each their own. if you like her, good for you. i just wouldnt put her at the top in terms of hot chicks.
i've definitely had worse, and i definitely would her. i just wouldnt brag about it, or go out of my way for it.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Tomdincan
Title: Test Icicle
Joined: Oct 02 2010
Location: Temple Shalina
Posts: 450
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Agreed. She's doable as a slumpbuster.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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that was more a comment about her have a face that looks like she gave head (wtf) and that butthole thing (i don't even wanna know what he meant with that). But it's alright, no biggie.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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she does have that look. her half dazed look reminds me of a girl who just finished going down on a guy
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I just like throwing the stained BH statement around to upset people.
It always does.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Nice callback! Someone find the original threads so bite can get the joke.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I've referenced it many a times, thanks for remembering.  Also, our very own Burt Reynolds of this very forum are part of a sweet Nu Metal band called "Staind Buttwhole".
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Stained butt hole as apposed to a bleached anus?
I'm not sure I understand what the meaning of a stained butt hole is. Is it an insult? Does it indicate something about a person's hygiene or degree of sexual exploration?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Is it an insult? Does it indicate something about a person's hygiene or degree of sexual exploration? |
Both. And it's goddamn hilarious to say out loud.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Is it an insult? Does it indicate something about a person's hygiene or degree of sexual exploration? |
Both. And it's goddamn hilarious to say out loud. |
Its also a good conversation starter
*chilling at the party trying to meet someone new, girl approaches friend*
Girl: Hey mind buying me a drink!
*you approach from the side*
You: I HAVE A BLEACHED ASSHOLE
*girl gives disgusted look and walks away, friend in disgusted rage*
Operation CockBlock successful
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