http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

Excerpts include:

"I could blame my results on other factors, like it was the day after Friday when I took it and I had just finished listening to Rebecca Black."

"Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through."

and

"Like I said in the introduction, Planned Parenthood has affected me directly. Knowing from doctors telling me in the past and friends encouraging me, I knew after I lost my virginity I should go in for an annual. I scheduled at the campus clinic and the test results came back fine and I went on with my life. I broke it off with the guy I was seeing and proceeded to sleep around with a few guys. A couple months later I noticed things growing on my vagina and I was scared. I asked my friend what to do and she advised me to go to the local Planned Parenthood clinic. I felt this was my only option as I couldn’t have something like this show up on my parents’ insurance. After testing the nurse there informed me I had genital warts from a strand of HPV and I need to get a prescription."