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Cow suits and Milk Robbery


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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 12:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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An 18-year-old man dressed up in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk around 10:35 p.m. from the Garrisonville Walmart, Stafford County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said.
The man was apparently crawling while he exited the store, trying to emulate cattle, Kennedy said.


http://www2.insidenova.com/news/2011/apr/27/walmart-cow-suit-milk-shoplifting-ar-1000251/
Begin cow puns... now!
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aika
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 12:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wheeeeew... I don't even know where to start.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 12:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What an udderly brilliant crime.


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aeonic
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Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 12:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

An udderly disarming caper, if I say so myself. Problem is, where's he going to moooo-ve that much hot milk?


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 03:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What a cowtastophe.


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Adrenaline
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 03:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What a bo-fine peace of work he pulled off.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 04:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think we're all milking this joke too much now.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 04:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We really are just chewing the cud at this point.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 04:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Aeonic and I are just pointing it out, we're not trying to start any beef with you guys.


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SNESGuy
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 06:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I know the guy who did this! Haha i didnt think itd make the news wow


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i'll_bite_your_ear
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 06:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What an idiot.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 09:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What a dairy-ing escape!
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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Apr 29 2011 10:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Eat Mor Chikin.


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Blackout
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Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Apr 30 2011 04:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

If they couldn't catch his furry ass ccrawling to emulate cows, then I say he earned that fucking milk...



 
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
PostPosted: Apr 30 2011 07:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

The article says it might have been a prank gone wrong. Honestly, I think it was a furry convention that went really wrong. (Well, those things can't go right, but you get the idea).
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Apr 30 2011 10:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

If he had stolen from just about any other store, it would have been fun and funny. But his choice to go after Walmart was a big mistake. They are brutal when going against shoplifters.



 
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JRA
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PostPosted: May 01 2011 01:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

This whole thing sounds like a bitch for a Cookie Crisp commercial.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: May 01 2011 02:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

Did your browser spell check bit into bitch, or was that subconscious?



 
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JRA
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PostPosted: May 01 2011 09:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Did your browser spell check bit into bitch, or was that subconscious?


subconcious Laughing


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: May 03 2011 01:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

SnesGuy wrote:
I know the guy who did this! Haha i didnt think itd make the news wow


More details, Stafford is close to me as well.


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SNESGuy
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PostPosted: May 03 2011 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
SnesGuy wrote:
I know the guy who did this! Haha i didnt think itd make the news wow


More details, Stafford is close to me as well.

This was a girl i know at my school i believe it was her cousin, he thought it would be funny as a "senior prank" despite it not being at school and having nothing to do with being a senior. Shes telling everyone like its big news and i didnt really pay attention because she has big boobs, but im preety sure i meet the guy once.


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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: May 03 2011 06:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SnesGuy wrote:
i didnt really pay attention because she has big boobs, but im preety sure i meet the guy once.

Go on.


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