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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I'm speaking in front of the school tomorrow, as a part of my senior thesis. I'm nervous as hell, it's 1:15 AM and I can't sleep... any suggestions?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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just dont have one of those dreams where you give the speach in your underwear only to realize its not a dream
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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sidewaydriver
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Joined: May 11 2008
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You'll be alright. But if things start going bad, fake a seizure.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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Bring a gun and slam it on the podium before you start to let people know you mean business. That should help your confidence. And if you need help sleeping, drink a lot of beer.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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or how about a giant battle axe into the middle of a table...
that should show everyone how bad ass you are and that you must be taken seriously
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
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Kill whoever is up before you in the middle of their speech with a gun that shoots axes, that'll show'em you mean business.
Or just concentrate really hard.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tell them all they're gay. Very gay. Multiple times.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Picturing everyone in their underwear is a good idea, but it might give you an indiscreet boner. If that happens, picture everyone as spiders, and it should go away. Unless you're attracted to spiders. In which case, you have no business speaking to people, and should go back to your basement.
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Syd Lexia
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Picture everyone having an orgy. Then scream "I am the orgy master!" and whip it out.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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lol at all the joke answers on here.
A tip I was given forever ago is, when you're making "eye contact" with people, look instead at their forehead. They can't really tell that you aren't making actual eye contact, and it gives you something else to look at when you're talking.
On that note, making eye contact. Some people find making eye contact embarrassing, which is why they just stare down at their papers the whole time they're talking. Looking up and around makes you seem more confident.
I guess it dawned on me I'm not sure exactly what you wanted help with.  Not being able to sleep, or your nerves? Tips on how to make the speech go better?
Anyway, hope it helps. Good luck!
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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What i have found helps me is to not give a fuck about what happens.
People are gonna appreciate that you are going to be nervous, if you stutter, muddle up your words, forget what your going to say then whatever. Just ignore it.
Best of luck!
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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Is it on stage or in a classroom? If it's in a classroom, I like to walk around and stand behind random students at their desk. Teachers always did this to me and made me nervous as hell.
Seriously though, everyone that has to do this is nervous. Its funny to watch people that would normally act all bad ass during class and make fun of people fall apart the minute they have to speak in front of the class. I wouldn't be worried about the audience. If their students, they'll be bored as shit and won't even listen. If they're teachers, they'll be bored as shit but have to listen. Know your audience and give them a show.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Semi-relevant, but during one talent show, the winner did a stand-up act. He was nervous as hell, to the point it seemed to be part of his act. When I talked to him after the show, he confessed he really was nervous. Though I don't think the same advice applies to serious/persuasive oratory.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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It's sort of like a conference room in a library.
I enjoyed all the joke answers made me chuckle a bit. but I appreciate all the advice!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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It is probably done and over, but I wish you some good luck.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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You got it in just in time lol... I think I did good, I didn't flub up too much and I was able to answer a crap-ton of questions coherently enough to sound smart. Time (and grades) will tell how I did
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Grab the first peon who doesn't give you their total attention and remove their eyeballs with your ballpoint pen, then loudly announce that you have more to say. You should only have to do it three or four times.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Joined: May 11 2008
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You know what helps me? I watch a lot of Hitler speech videos beforehand. That get's me pumped up for some public speaking.
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Zippo
Title: Boom Chick
Joined: Apr 28 2011
Location: Damnville
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Just keep taking deep breaths between your sentences and you should be fine. Oh, and don't wear any underwear, trust me on that one. You'll thank me later.
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