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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The 18-year-old starlet is the apparent inspiration for a new sex toy from Pipedream Products, which is selling an inflatable doll that bears a striking resemblance to the singer.
The packaging for the "Finally Mylie! Love Doll" features a buxom young woman who looks remarkably similar to Cyrus, holding a guitar and nearly exposing her privates.
The box promises that the blow-up doll has "3 achey love holes" – perhaps an X-rated nod to Billy Ray Cyrus' hit song, "Achy Breaky Heart."
In an alternate version, the item's packaging features the look-alike posing provocatively with a microphone.
"The wait is over!" the box reads. "She'll speak into YOUR Mic!"
FORMER DISNEY STARS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
"We are completely sold out already," Pipedream's Kevin Johnson said, according to The Sun. "It's been on the market for less than 48 hours."
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/04/05/2011-04-05_finally_miley_sex_doll_based_on_teen_starlet_miley_cyrus_sells_out_in_48_hours.html
Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with people? Sold out in 48 hours?
The type of person who would buy one of these is the type of person who should be deported. I get it, she can legally have sex now... So what? If an adult has been thinking about having sex with her for that long that they have to buy a doll that looks like her within 48 hours of her birthday, they have mental issues beyond repair. The fact that the dolls sold out so quickly is even more disturbing because it means there are a lot of fucked up people.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
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Just another sign that we're really circling the drain in some areas. Learn to swim!
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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I'm surprised they waited til she was 18 to make a blow up doll of her, it's not actually her so it's not technically an underage issue, right?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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I want a sex doll of myself reimagined as a woman.
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sidewaydriver
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Sold out in 48 hours!? Man, I'm glad I preordered.
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Andrew Man
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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Did she not become 18 ages ago? What about that story were she was in California taking drugs? Was that not on her birthday?
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| The box promises that the blow-up doll has "3 achey love holes" |
Hahahahahahahaha.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
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I hope the achey love holes have razorblades inside.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
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hehe, ouch.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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| aeonic wrote: |
| I hope the achey love holes have razorblades inside. |
Call me a monster but i don't see anything wrong with this. There clearly is a market for it. She is the legal age and it's not even her i presume it's in her likeness.
Of course i think sex dolls are pretty sad and pathetic but that doesn't mean i condone people using them.
It's their life, if they want to be creepy and weird while fucking an inflatable Miley Cyrus so be it.
I suppose it's even creepier that people have been waiting till she is 18 to take advantage of this.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Wow, 48hrs?
I tried to find a picture of the actual doll with no luck, I can't imagine it actually looking like her.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| I suppose it's even creepier that people have been waiting till she is 18 to take advantage of this. |
That is the point.
The doll was ready for it and people were buying it right away.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Alowishus wrote: |
| I suppose it's even creepier that people have been waiting till she is 18 to take advantage of this. |
That is the point.
The doll was ready for it and people were buying it right away. |
That's what they said?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| aeonic wrote: |
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| Alowishus wrote: |
| I suppose it's even creepier that people have been waiting till she is 18 to take advantage of this. |
That is the point.
The doll was ready for it and people were buying it right away. |
That's what they said? |
LOL...
It = 18th birthday...
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Alowishus wrote: |
| I suppose it's even creepier that people have been waiting till she is 18 to take advantage of this. |
That is the point.
The doll was ready for it and people were buying it right away. |
That's what they said? |
LOL...
It = 18th birthday... |
Hey! I didn't read your post...
I read the article/saw the title and gave my two cents.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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Seriously? The sex doll market isn't that big. "Selling out" would probably mean they sold all what - five, maybe ten thousand units?
Sometimes I wish I was into the sex doll industry. I would then put one lethally defective unit in a batch. It would be like sex russian roulette.
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Douche McCallister
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I'd buy one as a gag gift if they weren't expensive. Have it shipped anonymously and wait for a text or phone call.
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JRA
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This is the greatest and funniest thing I've heard all month.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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they made a miley cyrus sex doll? lol thats hilarious.
and as nekkoru pointed out, that article didnt mention how many were sold or how they were sold out (i.e. were they bought by retailers or by customers). and according to that article, they are only $27 on amazon.com. i dont know how much other blow up dolls go for, but thats not entirely expensive.
and im still waiting for my catwoman julie newmar sex doll.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
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ugh...
...why?
That is all I have to say.
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Ky-Guy
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Eh, it could be worse. At least they waited until she was 18.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
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Another thing: if you think that's fucked up, do a google search for "Nimbus 2000 sex toy."
That's fucked up.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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Another thing: if you think that's fucked up, do a google search for "Nimbus 2000 sex toy."
That's fucked up. |
Is the FBI going to visit me if I look that up?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
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She's not even that hot. I've had way better sex dolls.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Nekkoru wrote: |
Another thing: if you think that's fucked up, do a google search for "Nimbus 2000 sex toy."
That's fucked up. |
Is the FBI going to visit me if I look that up? |
Of course, after all, THEY'RE WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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