Another Grindhouse fake trailer turned feature. I love these things just because of how random and outrageous they are.
Slanted for a march 25 release in Canadian theaters, and according to a review that this one beats the other three.
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
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Posted:
Feb 17 2011 01:38 am
cool. i like the title... and the female stripper dancing while blood raining on her body. thats always nice.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Doddsino
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Posted:
Feb 17 2011 02:10 am
Hobo with a Shotgun? That sounds vaguely familiar....
Oh.....
sidewaydriver
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Posted:
Feb 17 2011 02:27 am
Finally, a movie that'll undo the damage that Gulliver's Travels did to my brain.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
username
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Posted:
Feb 17 2011 02:29 am
you actually watched Gullivers Travels?! did you pay for a ticket, or did you sneak in? or did you torrent it?
either way, sucks for you. i saw bits and pieces of that movie when my niece was watching it on my laptop, and it was rather terrible.
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
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Posted:
Feb 17 2011 02:32 am
It really seems like a Jack Blackastrophe. That guy just sometimes fucks it up badly.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
sidewaydriver
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Feb 17 2011 02:55 am
username wrote:
you actually watched Gullivers Travels?! did you pay for a ticket, or did you sneak in? or did you torrent it?
either way, sucks for you. i saw bits and pieces of that movie when my niece was watching it on my laptop, and it was rather terrible.
I had to give up a Saturday to watch my nephew. I told my brother to give me money to take him to a movie so I wouldn't have to actually spend time or interact with him. Of course it had to be something a kid would watch. It was either Gulliver's Travels or Yogi Bear. I was fucked either way but I knew Yogi Bear would be too much to handle.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
Posted:
Mar 17 2011 05:16 am
I just want to say: I would see this movie just based on the title.
I don't go to movie theaters ofter. My last movie was G.I.Joe. I got my moneys worth and didn't buy any of that consesion stand bullshit. 5$ for popcorn? Yeah, OKAY!
Paying that much money for air and corn makes lots of fucking sense. I think I paid maybe 4-6$ for that ticket.
My only problem was I didn't sneak my own food in. I'm going to have to do that next time.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
I can't believe I'm adding logic to a grindhouse movie, but...
Is this a movie about a dystopian future where it's completely ok to murder anyone below low class and one hobo happen to come by a shotgun with infinite ammo?
you actually watched Gullivers Travels?! did you pay for a ticket, or did you sneak in? or did you torrent it?
either way, sucks for you. i saw bits and pieces of that movie when my niece was watching it on my laptop, and it was rather terrible.
I had to give up a Saturday to watch my nephew. I told my brother to give me money to take him to a movie so I wouldn't have to actually spend time or interact with him. Of course it had to be something a kid would watch. It was either Gulliver's Travels or Yogi Bear. I was fucked either way but I knew Yogi Bear would be too much to handle.
That movie was fantastic. I didn't expect the twist ending.
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
Posted:
Mar 18 2011 02:56 am
AtmanRyu wrote:
one hobo happen to come by a shotgun with infinite ammo?
Maybe it's like GTA. You shoot the cop then get the ammo inside the car. I'm sure the hobo can do math and has multiple pockets.
Besides movies don't have to make sense.
Someone must have been baked to come up with this one. That's okay though, because this movie just needs violence and a hobo with a shotgun.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
I demand that this movie get a theatrical release in North America.
What is this movie only for canada?
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
Just watched this last night, fucking awesome is all I have to say. It puts the other three Grindhouse movies to shame. And yea, they were definitely going for a early Carpenter "They Live-Escape From New York" feel for this movie.
