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aeonic
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PostPosted: Mar 31 2011 11:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_school_children_needle

And I thought I was dumb when I was younger. Never, never did I think, "Oh, gee, a needle, let me jab you with it." Not even in second grade. Scary to think that one or both of them might end up with Hep C, HIV or something else horrible. For all they know, some totally wasted junkie could've been injecting themselves with old sour cream that gets thrown out in the Taco Bell dumpster. Yeesh.


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PostPosted: Mar 31 2011 01:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dumbass kids. We should let natural selection take it's course.


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PostPosted: Mar 31 2011 04:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
Dumbass kids. We should let natural selection take it's course.
That avatar is getting to your head.


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PostPosted: Mar 31 2011 04:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hey, if anyone knows about using needles, then it's probably Charlie Sheen. These kids are clearly not winners at using needles.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Mar 31 2011 04:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ToGdor wrote:
sidewaydriver wrote:
Dumbass kids. We should let natural selection take it's course.
That avatar is getting to your head.


At least he didn't say they were shooting up tiger blood and winning.


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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 07:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow... I remember when I was in second or third grade some kid was playing with a needle he found.
Teacher chewed his ass out big time



 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.



 
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.

The kids that found the needle?



 
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.

The kids that found the needle?

the litterbugs who drop the needles
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I never understood why junkies can't just re use needles, clean em with bleach or boil em or something. I only really bent a needle giving the cat a shot like once maybe, the rest I could totally use again. Sure heroine junkies probably have worse coordination than me, but human needles are bigger than cat needles anyway, so why are they throwing them away in the first place?



 
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 08:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think in a hospital setting it leaves too much room for error.

but junkies are just stupid



 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 10:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Speaking of hospitals, their security sucks! I could have easily stolen all sorts of crap from boxes of gloves to tongue depressers all the way to bottles of I have no idea and posted here from their computer during the 5 time we were left unattended. Only my girlfriend's insistence I act my age kept me in line. Rolling Eyes



 
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PostPosted: Apr 02 2011 11:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.

The kids that found the needle?

the litterbugs who drop the needles



Lets sacrifice them to our gods


Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!


 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 03 2011 02:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

bassguy252 wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.

The kids that found the needle?

the litterbugs who drop the needles



Lets sacrifice them to our gods

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PostPosted: Apr 03 2011 03:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

But if it wasn't for litterbugs, the prisoners would have nothing to clean up along the highway. By littering, we're punishing the criminals.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 03 2011 04:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
But if it wasn't for litterbugs, the prisoners would have nothing to clean up along the highway. By littering, we're punishing the criminals.

Wrong, criminals are in prison to be raped by other criminals, outside work like picking up litter is a reward for the well behaved.



 
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Apr 03 2011 08:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Blackout wrote:
See this is actually proof that littering is a big problem, if people didn't litter kids wouldn't have found that needle in the first place. We should hang litterbugs.

We should euthanize them.

The kids that found the needle?

the litterbugs who drop the needles
...can't it be both?

My friend and I found a needle hidden under a board in his yard once when we were little, we used it to suck the guts out of a cricket and inject it into a worm, then we threw it into a swamp. We did not however even think about jabbing each other with it.


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PostPosted: Apr 03 2011 10:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
My friend and I found a needle hidden under a board in his yard once when we were little, we used it to suck the guts out of a cricket and inject it into a worm, then we threw it into a swamp. We did not however even think about jabbing each other with it.

Well, at least you had the sense not to poke each other with it. But I'm still kind of perplexed as to the first part of that...


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 04 2011 03:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

Drew Linky wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
My friend and I found a needle hidden under a board in his yard once when we were little, we used it to suck the guts out of a cricket and inject it into a worm, then we threw it into a swamp. We did not however even think about jabbing each other with it.

Well, at least you had the sense not to poke each other with it. But I'm still kind of perplexed as to the first part of that...

It's something you have to practice on insects before you try it on people.



 
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Apr 04 2011 09:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

I always just figured that it was either a random junkie who hid it (not that it had anything in it or hidden with it when we found it) or it was his older brother's and he hid it there in an attempt to hide his drug usage.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Apr 04 2011 09:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Drew Linky wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
My friend and I found a needle hidden under a board in his yard once when we were little, we used it to suck the guts out of a cricket and inject it into a worm, then we threw it into a swamp. We did not however even think about jabbing each other with it.

Well, at least you had the sense not to poke each other with it. But I'm still kind of perplexed as to the first part of that...

It's something you have to practice on insects before you try it on people.


Maybe it was part of the L'il Josef Mengele Playkit?


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 04 2011 03:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Drew Linky wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
My friend and I found a needle hidden under a board in his yard once when we were little, we used it to suck the guts out of a cricket and inject it into a worm, then we threw it into a swamp. We did not however even think about jabbing each other with it.

Well, at least you had the sense not to poke each other with it. But I'm still kind of perplexed as to the first part of that...

It's something you have to practice on insects before you try it on people.


Maybe it was part of the L'il Josef Mengele Playkit?

Wouldn't surprise me, have you seen the Holocaust Legos?
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