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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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A U.S. trucker was saved from choking to death on an apple by slamming into a median.
Richard Paylor, 55, blacked out and smashed his tractor-trailer into a concrete barrier in Reading, Penn., on Tuesday as he choked on a piece of fruit, police said.
The impact is believed to have dislodged the apple chunk from his throat.
"I guess I have to thank the wall," Paylor told the Reading Eagle.
Police recovered a chunk of apple on the dashboard.
Paylor, a 23-year truck-driving veteran, was taken to hospital with minor injuries.
... holy shit! talk about luck
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Mandrake42
Title: Gonzo journalist
Joined: Mar 27 2011
Location: The City
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That's pretty cool 
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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EXTREME HEIMLICH!!!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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hahaha... silver lining indeed.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Location: Annandale, VA
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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That is beautiful. It's almost a Monty Python sketch they forgot to make.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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I know, seriously? when does this happen?? totally sounds like a blooper
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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Well, this is the U.S., where even the most unlikely things can happen. 
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Wow that's lucky. This guy's probably going to develop a phobia of apples now
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Wow that's lucky. This guy's probably going to develop a phobia of apples now |
or learn how to chew
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| username wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
| Wow that's lucky. This guy's probably going to develop a phobia of apples now |
or learn how to chew |
 
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