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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said.
Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.
This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.
“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”
In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.
Youth researchers have since found out that this form of alcohol abuse is trendy in the region.
But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper.
The development shows a new dimension for alcohol abuse among teens, county social worker Axel Goßner told the Südkurier.
“Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said.
The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire.
Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions. |
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html
idk how reliable that website is, but this is just.... retarded. and guys do it anally too?! wtf?!
maybe im just getting old, but my cornhole is definitely "exit only."
at the same time, idk how strict alcohol laws are in those other countries, so one might have to go to extremes to get drunk.
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Sehkmaenzo
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Wow. This just seems like a bad idea. Like, you'd have to be drunk before even considering getting drunk like that  . Then again, it might just beat the breathalyser test... They'll need to make a Fart-alyser now
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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I... uh... what?
I really have no words to describe my confusion, frustration, and disgust with this.
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brellow
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Yeah hey this works with other things too. I fill a tampon up with apple juice you know. You don't know the kind of sugar rush you are missing out on guys. I mean literally, a few minutes at most. But in those few minutes you feel like .... just moderately more energetic you have to try it; It will change your life.
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aeonic
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I like how Axel Gossner says, "Alcohol isn't a stimulant anymore...". Alcohol is a depressant. That said, it's really not a huge surprise that this is happening, although it is extremely disconcerting that they're just soaking these tampons in it. That's a lot of alcohol to be introduced in that kind of fashion, considering the differentiation between absorption rates of the internal organs and absorption rates in sensitive tissues. And yes, men do it to. There was some woman a few years back who killed her husband with a sherry enema, right?
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| Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions. |
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Thorton02
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As a guy, I find this disgusting but then again, who hasn't tried innovative ways to get high? I was more interested in finding over the top ways to get drunk/high than the actual high itself.
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sidewaydriver
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Playtex should really capitalize on this and start selling presaoked tampons in a 12 pack.
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aeonic
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But what if they want to have a fourty ounce? Better get one of those three liquid drop symbol ones.
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Tar
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| Playtex should really capitalize on this and start selling presaoked tampons in a 12 pack. |
They could market it as the "Playtex: Nightlife" edition. Then they'd be reaching all sorts of demographics.
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sidewaydriver
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They could sell them in the tampon machines in bar bathrooms.
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Pandajuice
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| Thorton02 wrote: |
| As a guy, I find this disgusting but then again, who hasn't tried innovative ways to get high? I was more interested in finding over the top ways to get drunk/high than the actual high itself. |
I haven't. My friends and I just drank some beers whenever we wanted to get drunk. Then again, I guess we were "good boys" and never really screwed around with drugs or weird ways to get high. Hell, if one of us even came close to suggesting putting a vodka soaked tampon in our ass, we'd have made sure the entire school knew he was into alcoholic assplay.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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I know a dude who regularly used to put ecstasy in his ass. He's a River Raft Guide now. He didn't drink alcohol, always turned down pot but loved his ass drug.
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Derrick
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I was watching a 1000 ways to die. dude died because he used a funnel with his girlfriends help.
needless to say, Why?
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Why do people need new ways to get drunk, if the old ones do the trick?
That said, smoking alcohol ( Via waterpipe ) is AWESOME
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SNESGuy
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I could see retards doing this in my high school
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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How about using a vodka filled syringe to get that alcohol to the bloodstream immediately!!
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Douche McCallister
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| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
| Wow. This just seems like a bad idea. Like, you'd have to be drunk before even considering getting drunk like that . Then again, it might just beat the breathalyser test... They'll need to make a Fart-alyser now |
I know you are making a joke, but for those unaware, your lungs actually receive the alcohol from the blood so reagardless if absorbed anally or vaginally Breathalyzers will still show an "accurate" reading if done correctly.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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fuck those breathalyzers.
i ate pizza from costco today for lunch and that spiked my BAC up to .063. i havent drank anything since last week, and pizza almost fucked me on my interlock.
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Tar
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What ingredient in pizza causes that?
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Douche McCallister
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It was probably Listerine Pizza, with a breathmint filled crust.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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lol its the yeast in the bread i think. they explained it all to me when i had it installed but i forget the exact reason.
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Mandrake42
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Joined: Mar 27 2011
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Almost at a loss for words. Do the have Assaholics Anonymous?
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Mr. Satire
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Ugh, who gets these ideas, anyway?
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