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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
PostPosted: Dec 13 2010 11:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

QWOP will fucking break you...

What is Qwop:You are Qwop, our small nation's sole representative at the Olympic Games. Use the QWOP keys to move your legs. Ideally you will run 100 meters... but we kind of had a low training budget... So do the best you can.


POST YOUR BEST SCORE!

mine: 22.7 meters.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

My best was 83.1 metres. Here's the photo to prove it.
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My fingers hurt now.


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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 12:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.freelanceastronauts.com/view.php?id=656


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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 01:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That game is so hard but its hilarious to lose


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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 05:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I went 100.9m by bouncing on my right knee all the way through. Smile
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Best I have managed so far is -2.1 meters. The guy refuses to run forwards...

Edit: Haha got him to 37.1 using only the thighs, before he bashed his head on the ground.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 08:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm apparently retarded because I can't get past 2 Meters. that's because he smashes his face into the ground at that distance.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 08:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I played for about ten minutes, got him to go about seven metres, got bored and went back to Marble Madness. It took me a bit to get his stepping in a kinda okay rhythm.


<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.

 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 08:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I won.



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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 09:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I finished as well Image
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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 10:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Damn, you guys already won, that's fucking LAME! I've been playing for like 2 hours and I still suck ass.


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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
PostPosted: Dec 14 2010 11:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:
Damn, you guys already won, that's fucking LAME! I've been playing for like 2 hours and I still suck ass.


Don't worry I'll never make it to the end. I cannot get him going at a steady pace to save my life. The best I've done is a slow crawl on one knee to 37.1 meters. Most of the time I end up back behind the line which I found out won't let me go past -3 meters.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 08:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was able to get 1.6M...


M3GA MAN wrote:
I finished as well

To copy only an active window

Press ALT+PRINT SCREEN.



 
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
I was able to get 1.6M...


M3GA MAN wrote:
I finished as well

To copy only an active window

Press ALT+PRINT SCREEN.

Sorry, I was using my sisters laptop because my computer fried, and I had never used Windows 7 before, so I didn't know you could do that.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
PostPosted: Dec 15 2010 10:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, I got negative 2 meters or so. That was funny.


https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Dec 16 2010 08:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

M3GA MAN wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
I was able to get 1.6M...


M3GA MAN wrote:
I finished as well

To copy only an active window

Press ALT+PRINT SCREEN.

Sorry, I was using my sisters laptop because my computer fried, and I had never used Windows 7 before, so I didn't know you could do that.

This one is as old as Windows 95.



 
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Miguelius
Title: 83956789546
Joined: Apr 16 2009
Location: Chaco, Argentina
PostPosted: Dec 16 2010 10:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

I played it a long time ago, I think my record was 4m. I'm not trying again though....
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
PostPosted: Jan 03 2011 03:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My "actually running" high score: 3.4m

Dragging the knee high score: 42m
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 12:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Now it is time to GIRP

http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html



 
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 06:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

so.frustrating.urge.to.kill.rising


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 06:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i like it, but i keep fucking up. GIRP is way better than QWOP


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 06:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ugh. 4.9
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 07:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Can't help but think this game was inspired by this video:

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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
PostPosted: Mar 28 2011 07:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
i like it, but i keep fucking up. GIRP is way better than QWOP

That's probably because GIRP has a finish line.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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