I'll try to use real music only...

Top Five Albums to Bring on a Desert Island:
1. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
2. Megadeth - United Abominations
3. Dethklok - The Dethalbum
4. King Diamond - Them
5. Pearl Jam - Ten

Top Ten Songs If Someone Held You Up At Gunpoint and Made You Pick Your Favorites:
1. Dethklok - "Thunderhorse"
2. Iron Maiden - "Aces High"
3. Pearl Jam - "Porch"
4. Megadeth - "Washington is Next"
5. Dethklok - "Burn the Earth"
6. Guns and Roses - "Night Train"
7. Alice Cooper - "Desperado"
8. Iron Maiden - "Number of the Beast"
9. Loudness - "Clockwork Toys"
10. Nitro - "Machine Gun Eddie"

Top Five Albums to Listen to on a Rainy Monday Morning
1. Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
2. Guns and Roses - Appetite for Destruction
3. Loudness - Lightning Strikes
4. Dream Theater - Images and Words
5. Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction

Top Five Albums to Listen to While Doing Homework/Housework
1. Ratt - Dirty Dancing
2. GWAR - Violence has Arrived
3. Demons and Wizards - Touched by the Crimson King
4. AC/DC - Back in Black
5. Judas Priest - Hell Bent for Leather

Top Fifteen Bands/Artists:
1. Iron Maiden
2. Queen
3. Dethklok
4. Megadeth
5. Loudness
6. Alice Cooper
7. Kiss
8. QueensRyche
9. Ratt
10. Helloween
11. Cinderella
12. GWAR
13. Green Jelly
14. Faith No More
15. Van Halen

Top Three Albums by Your Favorite Band (if not applicable, list the other album(s) by your second-favorite band):
1. Powerslave
2. Somewhere in Time
3. Dance of the Dead

Top Five Albums to Listen to While Driving to the City on a Friday for an Epic Night on the Town
1. Dethklok - Dethalbum 2
2. Megadeth - The System has Failed
3. Loudness - Rockshocks
4. Demons and Wizards - Touched by the Crimson King
5. GWAR - Beyond Hell

Top Five Songs to Play at Your Funeral
1. Faith No More - "Surprise! You're Dead!"
2. Alice Cooper - "Steven"
3. Tool - "Eulogy"
4. Richard Jacques - "Everybody Super Sonic Racing" *
5. Iron Maiden - "Dance of the Dead"

Top Five Songs to Play at Your Wedding:
1. Queen - "I was Born to Love You"
2. AC/DC - "Thuderstruck"
3. The Scorpions - "Holiday"
4. Richard Jacques - "Everybody Super Sonic Racing" *
5. Stevie Ray Vaughn - "Pride and Joy"

Top Five Albums to Listen to While Sleeping:
1. Alice Cooper - "Steven"
2. Iron Maiden - "The Final Frontier"
3. Faith No More - The Real Thing
4. Alice Cooper - Dirty Diamonds
5. The Black Tide - The Warriors of Time

Top Five Songs to Listen to While In a State of Deep Contemplation:
1. Dream Theater - "Metropolis pt 1"
2. Children of Bodom - "Her Ghost in the Fog"
3. Demons and Wizards - "The Gunslinger"
4. Dethklok - "Kill You"
5. Ratt - "Dance Dance"

Top Five Songs to Listen To While Pissed Off
1. Napalm Death - "Breed to Breathe"
2. Slipknot - "People = Shit"
3. Napalm Death - "Twist the Knife"
4. Dethklok - "Face Fisted"
5. Behemoth - "Aesthetics of Hate"

* I had to.