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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.
Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas.
Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his flat after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.
Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his injuries and Topp was arrested.
Self-employed DJ Martin needed emergency surgery after the incident in Newcastle and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from hospital. |
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/03/17/woman-bites-off-her-boyfriend-s-testicles-115875-22994511/
why why why why why do women do this??!?!?! i dont think i would ever be so mad at a woman that i would chop off her tit, or circumcise her clit or anything... WHY?!??!?!
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Ahh, oww, damn...I'm squirming in my seat here...
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Hacker
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... Oh wow... that's wow...
I can't even imagine that level of pain... and I have a high tolerance for it
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
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John Bobbit must be feeling pretty lucky right now. At least Lorena used anesthetic. At least, I think she did. How else do you not wake up when that's happening to you?
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Andrew Man
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
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Pics or it didn't happen
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
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People are sick and disgusting. Really. Fuck!
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
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That sounds very painful. Very. Why would someone do that?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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... Oh wow... that's wow...
I can't even imagine that level of pain... and I have a high tolerance for it |
why have you built up a resistance to testicle pain?
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| FNJ wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
... Oh wow... that's wow...
I can't even imagine that level of pain... and I have a high tolerance for it |
why have you built up a resistance to testicle pain? |
Some people like CBT, give the kid a break. Don't worry, Hacker, I won't judge you. Much.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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FNJ
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How am I supposed to respond to that?
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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| FNJ wrote: |
| How am I supposed to respond to that? |
A high five will suffice.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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I can understand it if she was a victim of repeated physical abuse, but as a first reaction to anything other than a life threatening situation is just rediculous. I cringed just looking at the topic in the GD thread.
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No, I don't think I will fuck Stummies. |
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Hacker
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| aeonic wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| Hacker wrote: |
... Oh wow... that's wow...
I can't even imagine that level of pain... and I have a high tolerance for it |
why have you built up a resistance to testicle pain? |
Some people like CBT, give the kid a break. Don't worry, Hacker, I won't judge you. Much. |
I meant a general tolerance for pain.
... I just also happen to have balls of steel
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FNJ
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
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Better hope it's stainless, or those things are going to be a rusty mess by the time you hit your twenties.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Wait, both? She fit both balls in her mouth?
Either she has a large mouth or he has small nuts.
Or did she go from one to the other.
I'll tell you she might get me on the first one, but I promise she wouldn't have her mouth around the second one because I would gouge her eyes out with my thumbs.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
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I feel as if reading this may have just ruined my day.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
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| Pics or it didn't happen |
I concur Dr. Tog
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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| Atma wrote: |
| I'll tell you she might get me on the first one, but I promise she wouldn't have her mouth around the second one because I would gouge her eyes out with my thumbs. |
Yeah really.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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I don't know about you guys but once my balls are hit I turn into pile of pain incapable of doing anything but curling into a ball. Let alone being able to defend myself.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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pfft.... ^pussy
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I don't know about you guys but once my balls are hit I turn into pile of pain incapable of doing anything but curling into a ball. Let alone being able to defend myself. |
I agree, but when it comes to something as serious as some psycho snacking down on my soldiers I'm pretty sure I could dig deep and find the strength to fight back, that's a serious fucking injury...
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Drew Linky
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| I don't know about you guys but once my balls are hit I turn into pile of pain incapable of doing anything but curling into a ball. Let alone being able to defend myself. |
I agree, but when it comes to something as serious as some psycho snacking down on my soldiers I'm pretty sure I could dig deep and find the strength to fight back, that's a serious fucking injury... |
First thing is to make it stop, whatever's doing it. If that involves domestic violence, so be it. She shouldn't have tried to om nom my sack.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Usually when I get hit in the balls it starts off with pain, followed by adrenaline rush, followed by severe unrepentant anger towards the hitter. So yeah, not always the solution to hit there, girls.
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