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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
PostPosted: Mar 15 2011 10:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Rather amusing, and in my backyard:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/mar/15/san-diego-zoo-baffled-over-panda-bite/

PROTIP: if you work with fucking bears, CLOSE THE EFFING DOOR BEHIND YOU!

Sorry. I really do feel bad for the keeper. it just gets annoying, living here, how much we hear about how cuuute pandas are. As Stephen Colbert would say, "bears are the devil!"


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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
PostPosted: Mar 15 2011 10:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow... Talk about being the worst zoo keeper ever. No offense, but this is literally slow as hell and none to dexterous as it is (what with having different sized fore and hind legs).
But then again, look at this fucking Panda:
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The damn thing is happy it did it. It's the devil incarnate. Hell, the original image name on the website is killerpanda.jpg
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 01:20 am Reply with quote Back to top



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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 02:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

She's lucky she only ended up with a bite, I've seen bears that go straight to sodomization.
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 04:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm gonna go save the panda!

...Panda's dead.


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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 06:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah pandas! Rise up! Don't let them try to force you to breed anymore!
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Syd Lexia
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Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 07:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

Panda bites man isn't news. Man bites Panda, that's a news story.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 10:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fluffy zoo animal doing X to X are always good news storys (X= variable).


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 11:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
Yeah pandas! Rise up! Don't let them try to force you to breed anymore!

You really don't know what you're missing.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 12:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Panda bites man isn't news. Man bites Panda, that's a news story.

One that I expect you to fabricate and send to news venues everywhere... for our amusement.



 
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Mar 18 2011 05:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd rather get bitten by a lion or a grizzly, just because it's a better story.

"Grandpa, where'd you get that scar?"

"Oh, back in '11 I got bitten by a panda."


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