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Doddsino
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sidewaydriver
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I would watch this. Why are the fake trailers always the movies the movies they should be making?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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wow. just wow. and barf.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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LOL, it looks so shit but i would watch it.
This film does pretty much exist though it's called Mars Attack and it sucks.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Mars attacks is an alright movie. i acutally enjoyed watching it but the bad thing about it is that
it could have been so much better.
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Miguelius
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Joined: Apr 16 2009
Location: Chaco, Argentina
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How?? With a bigger cast?? 
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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better dialogues, sharper humor.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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I remember i saw Mars Attack when i was a kid and i liked it. I bought it about a year ago and rewatched it. It was just boring, it just goes to show an allstar cast doesn't make a good movie. Sure the acting was good but the story was crap, it was too slow and nothing really happens in it.
Sure it harks back to the old B-movie style and i appreciate that but it just sucks. It's probably the worst thing that Burton has ever done.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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you sir, are a charlatan. Mars Attacks!! rules
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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My big problem with Mars Attacks is the deaths go on so long that they become frivolous and annoying. Hey look, it's a big star and he's going to trust the alien...maybe the alien won't kill him...oh wait..he does. That seems to happen about 100 times...by the end I don't care...you killed off everyone worth watching.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I think you are over-dissecting a movie that is clearly intended as a really silly comedy.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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As silly as it was, it grew old seeing the same joke played out over and over and over. I know the Mars Attack cards were silly gruesome fun, but I think this movie could've been handled a little better. I'm not saying it didn't have it's moments, but I did feel it was weak they stole the ending from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
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LordHuffnPuff
Title: Mahna Mahna
Joined: Jan 12 2009
Location: Fairyland
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| It's probably the worst thing that Burton has ever done. |
Every single movie he made between 2000 and 2010 excepting Big Fish and arguably Corpse Bride.
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