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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| Jack Slater wrote: |
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You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
Has yours started sleeping through the night? Cause that's about a +500 on the sanity meter once you hit that milestone. |
Before my kid would sleep through the night, I would frequently lie and tell the wife that I checked on him the last time when I really didn't. Then I found out she was pulling the same shit. |
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haha... thats not funny, but it is. |
I know. We both thought we were pulling one over on the other.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Fuck, I'm terrified of him dying in his sleep from SIDS or whatever. When he was younger I checked on him literally every five minutes until I passed out, now I check to see if he's still breathing at least every twenty. Not an entirely irrational fear, I think. Somewhat irrational.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| Fuck, I'm terrified of him dying in his sleep from SIDS or whatever. When he was younger I checked on him literally every five minutes until I passed out, now I check to see if he's still breathing at least every twenty. Not an entirely irrational fear, I think. Somewhat irrational. |
That shit happens. I don't blame you one bit. I don't think you are being irrational at all. Not trying to freak you out. But it doesn't hurt to check on the kid.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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I just thought I would stop by and see what's up...and I'm greeted by this masterpiece of a thread.
This shit is priceless. You guys are the best! |
You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
I've been here the whole time Josh and you never noticed me! Our love was right under your nose you stupid stupid man! *sob*
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Man, this thread is just emotional break through after emotional break through! Topic of the year!
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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You're all a bunch of emos.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Look, we can't all find solace in bathtubs full of women and food...
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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That's your problem.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
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| Look, we can't all find solace in bathtubs full of women and food... |
Why not? Works for me and Sideway.
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This Is Tuna With Bacon |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Well, you vicious bastards, I have some revenge news for you; disliked being woken up this morning by unnecessarily loud music and the vacuum being run right outside my door (and into it a few times) so after they all went to work, spit and dripped some sweat into a bottle of wine and a container of chick pea salad in the fridge. Eat up, fuckers!
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Once again Zarak, you have gained hero status in the Woodzy household.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Those two wildly opposite responses are all the proof I need to know I have done right.
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Well, you vicious bastards, I have some revenge news for you; disliked being woken up this morning by unnecessarily loud music and the vacuum being run right outside my door (and into it a few times) so after they all went to work, spit and dripped some sweat into a bottle of wine and a container of chick pea salad in the fridge. Eat up, fuckers! |
You've also confessed to it publicly!
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Now, before you are out of the house, leave some... hairy reminders in their peanut butter! 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Tell them you are disappointed in them, both as friends and as human beings, and never speak to them again.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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Do unspeakable things to a food item, and tell them you did something to another, that should throw them off track!
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Kinda like that Seinfeld episode where his current GF put something in his apartment in the toilet and he went nuts the rest of the episode worrying what it was and throwing everything away, a fine plan.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| Kinda like that Seinfeld episode where his current GF put something in his apartment in the toilet and he went nuts the rest of the episode worrying what it was and throwing everything away, a fine plan. |
These pretzels are making me thirsty, thats a good idea, put shit in the pretzels too.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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That's more like Mallrats. I'll give them chocolate covered pretzels!
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
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Quick! Snot in the mayonnaise or ketchup!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Look, we can't all find solace in bathtubs full of women and food... |
Why not? Works for me and Sideway. |
There's always that bathtub full of nes carts and naked dudes, the picture is floating around here somewhere, you could try that!
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