Never mind Egypt... JUSTIN BIEBER GOT HIS HAIRCUT OMFG
Idiots. I don't need to hear about his fucking hair on the fucking news. I'd rather watch a bowl of shit.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
Posted:
Feb 25 2011 12:44 am
It must've been a busy day; the news media totally ignored the snail I stepped on in my driveway.
Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Feb 25 2011 06:46 am
I want more news about Leslie Nielsens life!
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Posted:
Feb 25 2011 11:10 pm
If I could hit two celebs it would be Beib and Kesha