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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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That's not true, I know plenty of filthy, penniless hippies who get women all the time. It's just women don't like ME.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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eh, i used to feel like that. but then i realized i just wasnt reading the signs correctly. and i stopped being a big bitch about it too.
so, there you go.
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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| It's just women don't like ME. |
That's because you're doing something wrong. If you're overweight, start exercising. I was 300 lbs in high school, I never got any attention from women until I just put down the Doritos and Mountain Dew. I dropped 100 lbs in a year and suddenly had all kinds of female attention.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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300 pounds?! god damn, you were quite a fat fuck
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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300 lbs at 5'9", yeah that was pretty fat. 44 to 46 inch waist. Lost the 100 and gained three inches in height my senior year, and I was golden.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Wow, self-deprecating humor is lost on this crowd...
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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eh, its funny once in a while. but after so much 'woe is me' crap, it gets boring
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Oh well sorry to displease you, master!
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Did you even do any of the awesome shit we all suggested? Was it all for nothing?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Yeah really! What did you end up doing with all the pcp and crystal meth I mailed you?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| That's not true, I know plenty of filthy, penniless hippies who get women all the time. It's just women don't like ME. |
women like to get fucked. what do you need more for motivation?
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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I just thought I would stop by and see what's up...and I'm greeted by this masterpiece of a thread.
This shit is priceless. You guys are the best!
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Women also like big wangs. If you have that, casually whip it out and act coy. "Whoops, dang sweatshops don't know how to make a sturdy zipper anymore."
If you don't have a big wang, I sure hope you know how to beatbox or play the banjo. Chicks LOVE that shit.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| That's not true, I know plenty of filthy, penniless hippies who get women all the time. It's just women don't like ME. |
women like to get fucked. what do you need more for motivation? |
It's true man, your mom loves that shit!
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I just thought I would stop by and see what's up...and I'm greeted by this masterpiece of a thread.
This shit is priceless. You guys are the best! |
You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Milhouse wrote: |
Women also like big wangs. If you have that, casually whip it out and act coy. "Whoops, dang sweatshops don't know how to make a sturdy zipper anymore."
If you don't have a big wang, I sure hope you know how to beatbox or play the banjo. Chicks LOVE that shit. |
haha. awesome advice
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Yeah really! What did you end up doing with all the pcp and crystal meth I mailed you? |
Uh, saw outer space for about a week and then came to in a gutter wearing half a chicken suit.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Well, it wasn't the pants...
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
Has yours started sleeping through the night? Cause that's about a +500 on the sanity meter once you hit that milestone.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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| Blackout wrote: |
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| That's not true, I know plenty of filthy, penniless hippies who get women all the time. It's just women don't like ME. |
women like to get fucked. what do you need more for motivation? |
It's true man, your mom loves that shit! |
You break apart
my kingdom of hearts
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it was the best of times
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| scamrock wrote: |
I just thought I would stop by and see what's up...and I'm greeted by this masterpiece of a thread.
This shit is priceless. You guys are the best! |
You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
I'll see what I can do. Most of my internet time is devoted to MMA. So I don't frequent all of the sites I used to. I need to make more time for you guys. Especially if I'm missing threads like this.
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You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
Has yours started sleeping through the night? Cause that's about a +500 on the sanity meter once you hit that milestone. |
Before my kid would sleep through the night, I would frequently lie and tell the wife that I checked on him the last time when I really didn't. Then I found out she was pulling the same shit.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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Us dads should get together and make a article about parenting tips....
But we'd probably end up getting sued.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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You need to come around more often. I need more dads around to talk about babies and shit. |
Has yours started sleeping through the night? Cause that's about a +500 on the sanity meter once you hit that milestone. |
Before my kid would sleep through the night, I would frequently lie and tell the wife that I checked on him the last time when I really didn't. Then I found out she was pulling the same shit. |
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haha... thats not funny, but it is.
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