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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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That would be the event of the year. It'd be more exciting than the quad-state Snakehandler convention.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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It would be a match made in heaven, but you have to remember...he's the genetic freak. So while the normal guy would have a 33% chance with her, Scott would be up 75%. And that's not even taking into account Kurt Angle, where he would only have a 33% chance. But since Kurt knows he doesn't have a chance when Scott is involved, he's not even a factor, even though he's an Olympic Gold Medalist. Even so, Kurt's chances otherwise would be about 66%, so go ahead and throw those numbers onto Scott and multiply by 2. Scott has a 282% chance of it being a match made in Heaven.
Come on Petey, pick up the tab!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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I'm hungry.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Kurt Angle likes the dark meat.
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
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I would pay to watch her host Millionaire.. or really any talk show, or even make it a drinking game for sober people, drink everytime she pronounces a real word.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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She had a stroke, or thought she had a stroke and was immetiated into the hospital
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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She seemed like she was real close! That's scary stuff. Hopefully she didn't. Strokes, except for the band of the same name, are frightening.
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Doddsino
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After living with that shrill Karen for so long, I would too.
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JRA
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It wasn't a stroke, it was aphasia. What is aphasia? I'll tell you what it isn't- a stroke.
Also Dod, I think Syd was making a "bestiality sex" joke.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Even if he was, Kurt has gone on record as to admitting he likes black women. He had an affair with Jacqueline back in the day, kayfabe wanted to fuck Booker T's wife (possibly not kayfabe) and also dated/stalked Rhaka Khan. Although his current fiance looks Italian.
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