Proof yet again that hindsight is 20/20. Next time try thinking for yourself rather than going into default defend-the-establishment mode.

You got...An out of control Mercedes Benz!

EDIT: I can never look at yogurt ever again. Thanks a lot.

EDIT #2: Violence is rarely the answer, but maybe in this situation it's called for. I'm a borderline pacifist so believe me, that's tough to say.

EDIT #3: Why doesn't that surprise me, Dodds? /me shakes head.

EDIT #4: Reading a little more into this, I think it's an even bigger waste because you know they're underestimating the cost. If this goes through I'll have to remember to check out the true cost a few years from now.

EDIT #5: Be careful. Your political bias is showing and it's pretty much destroying what little credibility you may have already had.

EDIT #6: With the recent zombie craze I think those would actually be huge sellers. I know of at least three people who would buy this in a second. Though that has more to do with the fact that they'd buy anything Apple puts out, and not really because it looks like that.

EDIT #7: We get it. You think it's a dumb idea. You're basically just saying the same thing over and over again without adding a damn thing.

EDIT #8: Money usually isn't a motivating factor for these guys though, so I don't know if they're going to get the best talent.

Finally, someone posted after me. I almost double posted like 8 times.

EDIT: Eh, I don't know. I was a bigger fan before it was so popular. Now you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting someone who's wearing a t-shirt about it.

What I wonder about is if he got away with it a couple of times before finally getting caught. Sounds like he was just whacking off into paper cups and handing them out. If he ate enough pineapple he may be able to pass it off as actual yogurt.

They definitely have a utilitarian purpose, but I don't think they'll ever fully come back in style like their height in the 80s. A man purse (murse) would also be helpful but you don't see guys carrying those around very often.

I agree, Bum. Ethanol is absolutely the wrong way to go at a massive level. Energy companies like to dangle these alternative fuels out there all the time, saying shit like "in 10 years we'll have this and that"...meanwhile we use more oil than ever. Ethanol will fizzle out and then we'll be sold the promise of cars that run on apples or some shit, but "we just need a few years to perfect it!" I doubt the U.S. comes off of oil in my lifetime, though I've heard it may run out in the next 50 years. Who knows if that's the truth.

Well played, Huff.

What pop up? I'm not seeing anything.

Heh, well I think I'd be able to identify it pretty quickly. At least I hope so. Just add this to the list of reasons why I never eat free samples in grocery stores.

I consider this thread a success. Anything that confuses everyone and therefore stifles conversation is a major plus. Having a couple of people saying they're just ignoring it completely and/or not going to post any more stories is an added bonus, especially on a site where the owner frequently mentions the amount of traffic he gets/wants. Whoever said active forums are a good things was a fucking retard.

I know some PMs to people who were "spamming up" the forums would have been a more grownup solution, but what fun would that have been? This has been far more entertaining. Thank you to all responsible parties!