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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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If I were going to make a fool of myself singing to her, I could pick a better one than that. Ball & Biscuit seems more appropriate for one...
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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No, you must sing either Bette Midler or Celine Dion.
Or Creed.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Hahahaha, nobody sings Creed to anyone!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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haha^
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Hahaha, I bet that shit gets him laid all the time too. Just to spite us.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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My theory is this: she's a sub, he's a dom, and she found out she was a sub WHEN HE RAPED HER.
That's the bad news.
The good news is that I think I know how you can get her to like you...
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Syd, the last time you suggested rape as the answer, I almost spent twenty years in jail...
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| Syd, the last time you suggested rape as the answer, I almost spent twenty years in jail... |
But you haven't ruled it out so that's a good sign.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Well, of course I'm open to suggestions...
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I say stand outside of her window wearing a trenchcoat while playing Powerman 5000 on a boombox. And cry really loudly whilst throwing pebbles at her window.
I know I'm being dickish but you know I'm just busting your balls. If you really consider this a conundrum and are serious about pursuing her, good luck man. That's really all I can off you.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| I can off you. |
...did you just threaten to kill Black Zarak? Cuz I totally have his back.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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I think he means if it gets that bad, he'll put me out of my misery. By Stephen King.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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LOL. I think this might be the best thread on the goddamn internet.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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This is the magic two shitty friends can cause. If you ever have problems with real friends you always have us Lexians to pretend we like you. 
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Yeah I'm sure you'd all hate me if you had to live with me too, but on the internet, we are brothers!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Yeah I'm sure you'd all hate me if you had to live with me too, but on the internet, we are brothers! |
This is probably the fruitiest thing I've ever posted. 
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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And probably also the most truthful 
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Give her a gift of pickles and hummus, and tell her space pirates told you to do it. That will win you the girl every time, guaranteed.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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Best thread ever. I can't wait to hear how this turns out.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| Syd, the last time you suggested rape as the answer, I almost spent twenty years in jail... |
I didn't 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Good lord, this store actually had a cute girl in it! And I got partnered with her as it was a two-headed giant event. We got along really well and our decks nicely complemented each other. I probably would have asked her to hang out sometime, but I got the biggest dick move from the universe ever; she's dating this guy who looks to be in his fifties. |
Well, 30 more years, and you can have a girl just like her. Patience, young Jedi.
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Supermouse
Title: Santa's Little Helper
Joined: Feb 01 2011
Location: Brasil
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Man, you need to understand a simple truth of life:
Women don't like men. Gay men like men. Women like money.
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