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New law set in Malawi


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 04:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-....wind-crime.html

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Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.
One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?
'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.
Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'


Will repeat offenders use the "smelt it, dealt it" defense?
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 04:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's nice to see that the idea that politicians are tackling the important issues is truly a global one. What a fucking joke. Maybe not being a third-world shithole should go a little bit higher up on their agenda.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 08:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ya know what else fouls up the air? Bad breath... it should be illegal to breath in Malawi, especially for a politician.



 
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Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 09:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
Maybe not being a third-world shithole

Malawi? How so?
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 10:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

No... just no.

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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 01:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Vaenamoenen wrote:
aeonic wrote:
Maybe not being a third-world shithole

Malawi? How so?


Landlocked Malawi ranks among the world's most densely populated and least developed countries. The economy is predominately agricultural with about 80% of the population living in rural areas. Agriculture, which has benefited from fertilizer subsidies since 2006, accounts for more than one-third of GDP and 90% of export revenues. The performance of the tobacco sector is key to short-term growth as tobacco accounts for more than half of exports. The economy depends on substantial inflows of economic assistance from the IMF, the World Bank, and individual donor nations. In 2006, Malawi was approved for relief under the Heavily Indebted Poor Countries (HIPC) program. In December 2007, the US granted Malawi eligibility status to receive financial support within the Millennium Challenge Corporation (MCC) initiative. The government faces many challenges including developing a market economy, improving educational facilities, facing up to environmental problems, dealing with the rapidly growing problem of HIV/AIDS, and satisfying foreign donors that fiscal discipline is being tightened. Since 2005 President MUTHARIKA'S government has exhibited improved financial discipline under the guidance of Finance Minister Goodall GONDWE and signed a three year Poverty Reduction and Growth Facility worth $56 million with the IMF. Improved relations with the IMF lead other international donors to resume aid as well. The government has announced infrastructure projects that could yield improvements, such as a new oil pipeline, for better fuel access, and the potential for a waterway link through Mozambican rivers to the ocean, for better transportation options. Since 2009, however, Malawi experienced some setbacks, including a general shortage of foreign exchange, which has damaged its ability to pay for imports, and fuel shortages that hinder transportation and productivity. Investment fell 23% in 2009. The government has failed to address barriers to investment such as unreliable power, water shortages, poor telecommunications infrastructure, and the high costs of services.

That's from here: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/mi.html

And while admittedly, it sounds better than some other countries, it still seems like a shithole, especially when you take into account that, based on the article itself, graft is a rather big issue, as are unregulated Chinese investments. Of course, I've been to a lot of parts of the US that are shitholes too (most of WV, a decent portion of AL, etc.) and we've got pretty rampant graft and unregulated Chinese investment too (fun fact: a foreign consortium bought the AZ capitol building and leases it back to the state govt.; you've probably got something similar going on in your state too).


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 01:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What's the point?


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Feb 03 2011 11:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck, I'd be on death row!



 
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