A Reddit thread pointed out that this article was very detailed... I was surprised that it was incredibly long for something so trivial. Still, I figured what could make a trivial topic more interesting than making a poll out of it!
I'm gonna go ahead and predict 75% of the guys here don't give a shit at all. You should probably add a neutral option to the poll, because I guarantee it will have more votes than any of the others.
I really don't either. As long as there isn't shit everywhere and the bathroom smells good then it's a good day.
Klimbatize
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:24 pm
Whichever way it happens to fall after I put it on the roll. I don't pay attention.
In these tough economic times, I can't splurge on toilet paper so I just scoot on the carpet.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
i'll_bite_your_ear
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:33 pm
do you shit on it or underneath it?
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Mr. Satire
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:33 pm
I don't really give a fuck about that, but I typically find the rolls in my house (there's two toilets)
are in the over orientation. I usually just put them like that.
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Mr. Satire
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:35 pm
sidewaydriver wrote:
In these tough economic times, I can't splurge on toilet paper so I just scoot on the carpet.
I would hate to smell your house.
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Beach Bum
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:39 pm
You forgot the neither option for those of us too uncivilized to even hang the TP.
Shut up, Dorn
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:51 pm
Beach Bum is correct. But, you gotta go over in case you accidentally pull off more than you need so you can roll it back in.
Another relevant question I guess: Are you a wadder or a folder?
Deadmau_5pra
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:53 pm
Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Beach Bum is correct. But, you gotta go over in case you accidentally pull off more than you need so you can roll it back in.
Another relevant question I guess: Are you a wadder or a folder?
Definitely wad.
Slayer1
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 10:54 pm
I'm a wadder as well
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 11:03 pm
Klimbatize wrote:
Whichever way it happens to fall after I put it on the roll. I don't pay attention.
im on this boat.
or at my old house, i used to steal the industrial rolls of TP from work, so i just put those on top of the tank.
Klimbatize wrote:
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Sarge
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Joined: Aug 14 2010
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Posted:
Jan 30 2011 11:39 pm
I don't give a shit. However, my wife once had a dream about aliens that made fun of her for hanging it under, and having it touch the wall. Therefore, over.
Adrenaline
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 01:15 am
I'm neither, I usually just keep a roll chilling on the counter or the tub next to me.. so I pick that maw fucka up each time I'm done!
FNJ
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 01:26 am
under. it's easier to rip off the roll with one hand.
Methid Man
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 02:18 am
I've kinda been taught to believe that over is the "correct" way. Plus, I think it's a little easier to reach and kinda looks like it would be "right". Not that I think it really matters anyway.
But screw toilet paper, bidet is the most sanitary way to go.
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Jack Slater
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 03:04 am
Over. It drives me FUCKING MAD when someone else in the house puts the roll on under.
It's perhaps my one OCD trait. I'll raise bloody murder over it.
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Jan 31 2011 05:29 am
Pandajuice
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 07:21 am
Yeah, it has to be over; it's just the way the toilet roll was designed. When it's under, you have to reach under to grab the end of it and it's more difficult to find the end if it gets rolled up completely.
I didn't have a care either way until I was about 20 and was enlightened by a new girlfriend that over is clearly the superior orientation and it must never be hung incorrectly. One of the rare times I've been so easily changed by a woman.
JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 08:32 am
Pandajuice wrote:
it must never be hung incorrectly.
Were you dating Hitler?
i'll_bite_your_ear
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 08:36 am
Pandajuice wrote:
One of the rare times I've been so easily changed by a woman.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Atma
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Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 11:24 am
I'm an over kind of guy. Or just sit it on the tank.
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 01:19 pm
I use the seashells.
The Opponent
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 04:44 pm
This actually matters when changing the toilet paper in public stalls. (The paper should be facing the edge of the dispenser.) Otherwise, no.
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
aeonic
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Posted:
Jan 31 2011 04:52 pm
In other news, Sydlexia.com's forums experienced it's least newsworthy day ever.
Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
