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Doddsino
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/diddy-sued-1-trillion-blamed-94101
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Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11
In a rambling lawsuit, a woman also seeks a temporary restraining order against the mogul (real name: Sean Combs), which a judge denied -- but set a hearing for Jan. 31.
A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."
Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.
Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.
"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.
Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.
She also says: “Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."
She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income." |
WOW!!!!!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers. |
Hahahaha Seriously?!?! Obviously this lawsuit will go NO where.
This lady is fucking coo-coo for coco puffs man.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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The fact that the judge set a hearing is baffling enough...
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| The fact that the judge set a hearing is baffling enough... |
I would. I'd do ANYTHING to listen to this woman talk nonsense for even three seconds.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
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I agree, that has to break up the monotony. Would you rather listen to yet another divorce case or listen to some lady babble conspiracy theories about P. Diddy if you were a judge?
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FNJ
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100 zillion dollars? Do they even make poker chips in that amount?
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
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man the guys been shot 9 times, lay off already!
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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sidewaydriver
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I hope she wins.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| FNJ wrote: |
| 100 zillion dollars? Do they even make poker chips in that amount? |
Must be House's platinum chip...
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man the guys been shot 9 times, lay off already!
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Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot...again.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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Uhhhh, what?
Also, I think I will soon lose hope with humanity.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
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| Some Rambling Loony wrote: |
| "[Diddy] went...and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. |
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mavsfan0041
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Joined: Dec 12 2010
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How is she sane enough to hire a lawyer, much less convey these ideas to anything even semi coherent even if it is completely idiotic?
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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Which Lawyer is sane enough to take this case??
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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| Which Lawyer is sane enough to take this case?? |
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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I wonder if we can turn it into a class-action lawsuit since I lost investments due to 9/11.
Not really, but if she can get a hearing...
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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This is hysterical. How was this woman not locked up for the accusation? That alone warrants her being put into a mental hospital.
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