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Valdronius
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The discussion over in the tasering thread got me thinking. What's the worst pain you've ever been in? What do you have to compare it to?
I've been tear gassed, (which incidentally has no effect on me), and I've shattered my wrist, which hurt but not to the degree that I thought it would.
The worst pain, however, was when I had muscle spasms in my diaphragm. Being curled up in the fetal position, hardly able to breathe or talk for an hour of intense pain sucked.
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Sehkmaenzo
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Well, I had an operation like 7 years or so ago to remove an unknown mass from my torso ( good times ), which consisted in carving me like a turkey, from between the shoulder blades to between the last two ribs, on my left side, which left a scar that could make people believe I had a 1 wing removal. That was not painful. Sneezing two days after that, still stitched up and with the surgical drain attached, that was painful o.o
Also, the unknown mass was never identified, so I feel like the unknown mass won that round :/
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aeonic
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Recuperating after a full tooth extraction. It was like the pain from them all being rotted in my head got magnified a thousand times and lasted for two weeks. Bonus: the doctor gave me twelve vicodin for the entire recovery time.
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Beach Bum
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Hmm I'd say it is between breaking my right femur, and trying to go to the bathroom after rectal surgery. You know what it's actually the second, that was fucking horribly painful and I was in shock when I broke my leg so I didn't feel it.
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GPFontaine
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I feel like there are two kinds of pain. Sustained pain and instant pain.
When a person is shot or hit by something it is instant. A headache on the other hand is sustained. Of course most instant pains have sustained pains that follow.
The worst instant pain I have ever had was when I tore the ligament in my right thumb. I fell on it two times in the same day while skiing. The immediate sensation was so blindingly painful that I couldn't do anything.
Second to that was when I had a large mole removed from my back as a child. It was unhealthy and had grown to about the size of a dime. I had to have it surgically removed. They put local anesthetic on it, but it never took effect, so when they cut it, it was like someone carving out my back with a knife.
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SoldierHawk
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Migraine headaches still top the list for worst pain--of both kinds--I've ever had.
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Knyte
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I had a tooth break years ago, and didn't have dental insurance at the time, so I just let it go, and was extra careful to keep it clean.
That worked well for a few months. Then it got infected. The infection got into my glands in my jaw and neck, with swelled, and then forced my jaw closed, so I couldn't open it more than about 1/4 inch. (This all hurt, but I have had tooth aches before, and they are bad but not the worst. Read on)
I went into the dentist, he told me it was way too late for him, and he immediately sent me to an oral surgeon. The surgeon told me that if I waited another day, I would probably be in the hospital. He gave me about 6 shots of Novocaine, 2 Codeine, and put me on NO2 before surgery. But, the problem was, the infection was so far spread that when he was working on the tooth, I could feel it from my temple to the bottom of my neck. During the whole process, I damn near ripped the armrest off the chair, and had tears streaming down my face from the pain. It was by far the worst thing I have ever felt. Which is saying a lot.
I was shot in the arm once when I was younger due to a kid being an idiot playing with a gun. I took a 9mm round to the back of my left arm. That hurt, but it just felt like an intense burning sensation. It wasn't anywhere near as bad. I could still coherently function. During the oral surgery, no way in hell. I couldn't even form coherent thoughts.
So, moral of the story is: Take care of your teeth. And, also, I would rather be shot again than have another infected tooth.
Worse pain of the more common variety: Intestinal Cramps. Then kind that double you over and you feel like someone is stabbing you with a knife a few inches below the belly button. Fuck, I hate those.
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Doddsino
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Dropping a 40lb milk crate on my shin. I laid on the ground for a good hour before I was even able to move. Amazingly, I didn't break the bone somehow, but I do have a lovely scar from the ordeal.
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Lady_Satine
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That sounds brutal knyte.
I'd have to say the worst pain I've ever been was having diarrhea and vomiting at the same time, both courtesy of some "safely cooked" salmon patties from a can.
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While drilling our last well in Iraq, I was threading a coupler on to a piece of 6" steel pipe, and it rolled back toward my hand and was about to squash it against another pipe. I jerked my hand back almost in time. I ripped the nail off my middle finger through the glove.
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sidewaydriver
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In 2001 I was hit by a car that ran a red light at 55 mph while crossing the street. I didn't feel anything at that moment but the months following I sure did.
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Doddsino
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Also I didn't see Knyte's post, but I also had an infected tooth, just not as severe.
When I was a kid, I used my teeth as a tool to do things. One time I had a jammed stapler and I I tried to dislodge the thing with my teeth since my teeth could apply more force than my fingers and they are more precise. So yeah...the staple went straight through the tooth and right into the nerve. I immediately felt the tears in my eyes from such severe pain. Naturally, I was so embarassed by the ordeal that I didn't tell anyone for 2 days. By the second day, we were eating at a Mexican restaurant and I couldn't bear it any longer. I went in to get the staple removed, which ended up needing the entire tooth removed. Luckily it was a baby tooth and there was no permanent damage.
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jprime
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After an operation in January of 2002, I had a piece of gauze ripped off a nerve ending.
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Rogue Hippo
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I saw 'Phantom Menace' three times on opening day.
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Doddsino
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You're a glutton then...much worse than Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors
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Blackout
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| aeonic wrote: |
| Recuperating after a full tooth extraction. It was like the pain from them all being rotted in my head got magnified a thousand times and lasted for two weeks. Bonus: the doctor gave me twelve vicodin for the entire recovery time. |
This, a thousand times this. I got four root canals on my canines, my canines ground to metal covered abutments to hold the prosthetics in place, and everything else extracted. All I had during the procedure was Novocaine, which incidentally sometimes doesn't work 100%, and they can only give you so much.
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aika
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Oh I've got a great story for this.
A few years back I had to have my wisdom teeth removed, as they were all coming in wrong; the top two were a bit slanted, but the bottom two were impacted, and were actually growing forward into the teeth next to them. I got put under for my surgery, so I didn't have to be awake while they cut into my gums and extracted my teeth in pieces.
Now, the doctors told my mom that I was going to be in pretty severe pain when the Novocaine wore off, so they perscribed me vicodin and told me to take some before the numbness went away. Unfortunately, I didn't eat anything that day, since I had to have an empty stomach to be put under, and vicodin on an empty stomach doesn't mix well. I spend that entire evening vomiting every hour, which ripped the stitches on my bottom gums. Hurt like fuck. Not to mention that my jaw was already swollen near shut from being cranked open during the surgery.
What was really awesome was what happened a week later. I was at school and randomly realized I could taste blood, and when I ran my tongue back over my gums in the back of my mouth, I felt something sharp pointing out. The gum was pretty sore as well, so we scheduled another appointment and went back to the hospital. They told me that the bone in your jaw around your teeth is relatively soft, and when teeth are removed, the bone can sometimes expand. The sharp bit poking out of my gum was part of my jawbone that had expanded. The doctor told me the only real way to deal with it is to break off the bit of bone that was sticking out.
So, he laid me down in the chair and gave me a shot of Novocaine. Only problem is, he numbed the wrong nerve. When he came back, I told him I could still feel the whole gum area, but he told me it was just my nervousness about oral surgery. He grabbed a little pair of something-or-another and began tugging on the bit of bone poking out. I quite loudly told him I could feel it, and he told me I wasn't feeling pain, only pressure. He then began to attempt to break the bone out of my mouth. I could feel everything. I began screaming until the whole hall could hear me, and he finally backed off and gave me another shot of Novocaine that numbed the entire left side of my face. He then had no problem breaking the bit of bone off and packing my bleeding mouth full of gauze.
I'm sure breaking a bone sucks, but having someone purposefully attempt to break part of your bone off while you can feel every bit of it is easily the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life.
I have sprained an ankle, and while it did hurt, it was more of a burning sensation, and not nearly as sharp or excruciating as the jawbone incident.
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Worse pain of the more common variety: Intestinal Cramps. Then kind that double you over and you feel like someone is stabbing you with a knife a few inches below the belly button. Fuck, I hate those. |
This is it for me. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome which means I have diarrhea fairly often and I have to pay attention to my diet lest my bowel punish me. And it does so by causing the most intense and unbelievably painful cramps that could possibly exist.
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Knyte
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| Knyte wrote: |
Worse pain of the more common variety: Intestinal Cramps. Then kind that double you over and you feel like someone is stabbing you with a knife a few inches below the belly button. Fuck, I hate those. |
This is it for me. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome which means I have diarrhea fairly often and I have to pay attention to my diet lest my bowel punish me. And it does so by causing the most intense and unbelievably painful cramps that could possibly exist. |
The kind when you can't breathe and wish for the sweet release of death, right? Whenever a girl tells me that guys will never understand the pain of menstrual cramps, I offer to trade them.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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emotional pain.
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Knyte
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Go cut yourself, emo.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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-cutshimself-
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Douche McCallister
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I have two. Not sure which is worse. I went White Water Rafting for my buddies bachelor party. I got thrown out of the raft and took a trip down the river, I nearly drowned and was in shock because of the fridged waters. I grabbed on to the rescuers kayak by the handles and he told me to wrap my legs around the back and once I did my tail bone was perfectly prone to rock blasts. I took a boulder to the tailbone and had to have the rescuer do some pumping on my chest to get the water out. I literally thought I was going to die.
Second would be running in front of my friends bike, he tripped me with his tire and my hand flew into the spokes. I severed my right ring finger off with his spokes. He flipped off his bike so it's almost even.
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LeshLush
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I had glans adhesion as child, which means I was circumcised as an infant, but then the skin on my shaft reattached itself to the head of my penis. My doctor said that it could lead to problems, so at age 12 I had to get recircumcised. My entire penis became a giant scab, and for three weeks afterwards I had to pour hydrogen peroxide on it twice a day.
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