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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/28/oklahoma.sex.death/index.html?iref=obnetwork
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Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home.
But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex. |
Wow. That's some intense Sexual Roleplay.
I guess he just wanted to give her a good BANG. 
Eh I tried. The elements are there. Someone else make it happen.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Wow, that was some kinky 50 year old O.o
...And I'll take a crack at that joke now 
News headline: "man cocked during sex with wife, 1 dead"
I'm a horrible person...
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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But did he have to wait fifteen minutes before he could shoot again?
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 Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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is she faking it?
eh, i tried too
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Looks like she went out...
...with a bang.
YEAAAAAAAAAH!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Wait, wrong thread.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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I guess he's not shooting blanks.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I guess he misunderstood her when she said to use a magnum.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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She never saw that one coming.
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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You know what they say about guys with big guns, they tend to be
Small
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| I guess he's not shooting blanks. |
Hahahahaha. Actually got me laughing out loud.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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And then he literally skullfucked her.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Wonder if there will be a gunplay in the bedroom PSA out of this.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Amateur. Shooting his load too early.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Sex is like a gun. You aim, you shoot, you run.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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I am a big man
yes I am
and I got a big gun
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| Amateur. Shooting his load too early. |
LOL!
Also:
Best. Thread. Ever!
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Signature by Hacker (RIP) |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Looks like she came
and went.
YEAAAAAAAAAH!
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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The more I think about it, the more I could see this almost happening to Stan on American Dad.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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WAY TA GO, SATHIEN
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