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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.
The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices’’.
Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.
They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.
She clung to a floating tree, calling for help while the man stayed with her. Fortunately for the pair, a passer-by called triple zero while while a kayaker took life jackets to the pair. Police and the SES crew hauled the water-logged thrillseekers to safety.
Advertisement: Story continues below But, with Queensland in the grip of a deadly emergency and 50 rescues from flood waters around Victoria in the past week, police were not amused at the pair's "stupid" actions.
‘‘We’ve got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal," said Senior Constable Wayne Wilson
‘‘Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance,’’ he said.
The rescued pair were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention.
‘‘The fate of the inflatable dolls is unknown,’’ said Senior Constable Wilson. |
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/river-rescue-as-sex-toy-ditches-rider-20110117-19sra.html
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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The term 'acceptable loss' comes to mind when I think of that woman.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| The term 'acceptable loss' comes to mind when I think of that woman. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| Atma wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| The term 'acceptable loss' comes to mind when I think of that woman. |
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I was amused by the police obviously wanting to use stronger language to describe those two but having to hold their tongues and be civil.
Would've made for a great Darwin Award if they had bit it. Trying to go down the river on inflatable dolls... 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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So was she riding it, or you know, riding it?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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well, apparently her boyfriend has a better grip since he was able to hang on to his. or he just has more experience w/the dolls
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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I really hope they find that doll and return it to her.
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No, I don't think I will fuck Stummies. |
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| I really hope they find that doll and return it to her. |
Its a big investment, getting one of those dolls.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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LOL
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