I never just make out with some random chick, especially if it's just a random thing after meeting her 20 minutes before. I've been there before a few times, and it's a little weird seeing her make out with another guy just a few minutes after you, essentially you're sharing saliva with the dude she made out with before you.
Yeah my friend was making out with some chick, then 15 minutes later we found her in a back room giving someone head luckily he got to her first but it was still gross and she was a total hoe
Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 12:35 am
Yeah man, I'd brush your teeth after that. You may have inadvertently tasted the New Year Sausage.
aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 02:07 pm
I went to my sister's party, got drunk, and fended off advances from her husband's best friend. The guy is 35 and seems to think if he keeps throwing gawd-awful, cheesy one-liners at me about how amazing he is, I'll somehow fall for his ugly ass and be yet another of his "hotel friends," as he calls them. :\
Didn't have a hangover.
天上天下唯我独尊
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 04:51 pm
Doddsino wrote:
Yeah man, I'd brush your teeth after that. You may have inadvertently tasted the New Year Sausage.
Gah, like that scene where Ace Ventura was eating like 15 packs of Big Red gum!
anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 07:47 pm
I went to a little get together my friend was having and got back home around 4pm new years day, then my friend and her boyfriend stayed at my place and drank until 9. 2011 has been a bit of a blur so far.
Lawyers, Guns and Money
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 11:04 pm
I just got back from Cape Cod... I must have drank about 8 or 9 margaritas over the last few days and it was a kick ass time!
Happy to be back, but definitely wish it had been a longer vacation.
SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
Posted:
Jan 02 2011 11:11 pm
Blackout wrote:
Doddsino wrote:
Yeah man, I'd brush your teeth after that. You may have inadvertently tasted the New Year Sausage.
Gah, like that scene where Ace Ventura was eating like 15 packs of Big Red gum!
luckily he got to her first but it was still gross and she was a total hoe
