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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Anyone remember Service Merchandise? Best store ever.
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FNJ
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There's an abandoned store by my house. You can still walk around it and stuff.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tomdincan
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Joined: Oct 02 2010
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It still exists in online form. The former CEO bought the name and logo at auction. Not the same as brick and mortar though.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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God yes, I remember finding all sorts of cool Beast Wars era Transformers there long after other stores had them. That's where I found Transmetal Optimus Primal, a jet-boarding robot monkey! Also, I have vivid memories of setting off every single Tickle Me Elmo on the shelves there one Christmas. Sadly, it is now largely occupied by a Best Buy and a restaurant that changes names/themes every two months or so.
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Syd Lexia
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I loved that most stuff in the store, you couldn't just buy. You had to give the cashier a ticket, and then wait for the item to come off a conveyor belt from out back. That was cool and futuristic.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Doesn't Sears do that too though? I seem to remember having to wait with my dad forever for a microwave or some crap at a pick up station equipped with several conveyor belts leading into the back one time.
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Syd Lexia
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Maybe at one point. I remember Sears used to sell fucking EVERYTHING. Now I think they just have clothes, furniture, and appliances.
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Black Zarak
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Yeah, I remember Sears doing that too. Remember during Christmas they had an actual toy section? Also, they were like one of the first places I ever saw that had Gameboys and whatnot set up in those lucite cases so you could test play them. I used to just stand there playing Mario or whatever was plugged in for the entire time my parents were there shopping.
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Drew Linky
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
That was cool and futuristic. |
What the fuck is a "future"? Whatever it is, I don't seem to have one.
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Syd Lexia
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Black Zarak wrote: |
Yeah, I remember Sears doing that too. Remember during Christmas they had an actual toy section? Also, they were like one of the first places I ever saw that had Gameboys and whatnot set up in those lucite cases so you could test play them. I used to just stand there playing Mario or whatever was plugged in for the entire time my parents were there shopping. |
I remember looking for GoldenEye 64 and no one fucking had it. And my friend told me to check Sears.
"I forgot Sears has video games!"
"Everyone always does."
And he was right, they had it.
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Drew Linky
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Black Zarak wrote: |
Yeah, I remember Sears doing that too. Remember during Christmas they had an actual toy section? Also, they were like one of the first places I ever saw that had Gameboys and whatnot set up in those lucite cases so you could test play them. I used to just stand there playing Mario or whatever was plugged in for the entire time my parents were there shopping. |
I remember looking for GoldenEye 64 and no one fucking had it. And my friend told me to check Sears.
"I forgot Sears has video games!"
"Everyone always does."
And he was right, they had it. |
I don't see them ANYMORE. But I do remember seeing something in there that looked really cool at some point. But that was years ago.
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Black Zarak
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Yeah, that's why Kohl's is a good place to look for Star Wars figures around Christmas because no one remembers they sell toys. That's how I found a ton of McQuarrie Snow Troopers, extra McQuarrie Vaders and Pre-Cyborg General Grievous a couple years back. Which, while not super rare, were a few of the most sought after figures during that time period and the only place I saw them ever.
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FNJ
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Maybe at one point. I remember Sears used to sell fucking EVERYTHING. Now I think they just have clothes, furniture, and appliances. |
and quality craftsman tools!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Which can be used to build or repair furniture and appliances!
Every time I go into Sears, I have to play with the fake plastic food on the grill sets. I can't fucking help myself.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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next time take it with you, or put it somewhere else, like in one of the shoes on display. If consumers can't decide to buy a grill without plastic replica food informing them exactly what a grill is used for they shouldn't be in the store in the first place.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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FNJ wrote: |
There's an abandoned store by my house. You can still walk around it and stuff. |
Can we have photos?
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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
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Wait, so what exactly was Service Merchandise?
like, what did it sell, and what set it apart from other stores?
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
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^ What he said.
I remember Funcoland and it being like a "mecha epic valhalla" of video games before GameStop came and infected the Muskegon area. I remember that they had a value guide magazine on the shelf and still sold Sega games in the late 1990s. The one on Alpine Ave. in GR, I remember it like it was yesterday....
But yeah, what was SM?
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Syd Lexia
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Spanish Meatloaf
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Andrew Man
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Spanish Meatloaf
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Andrew Man wrote: |
Vivid memories of the conveyor belts... |
oh yeah, me too, weren't they just the best???
oh wait, I totally still don't know what the fuck it is.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I remember we had one relatively close by. Never went inside of it, but now it sounds like I really missed out. The building had been abandoned for like a decade but now it's occupied by an African-American Beauty Store.
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aeonic
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Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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My grandmother used to take me to Service Merchandise all the time. I thought they were completely defunct, but I remember the conveyor belt vividly. I also remember Funcoland; I tried to sell a playstation there in 99 before I went off for college so I could get some "party supplies" to share with my buddies. They lowballed me so bad that I sold it to some Mexicans right outside for fifty bucks.
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