Facebook and your ability to post on it exist solely to entertain me. Before updating your status on facebook, please keep the following things in mind:

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-Politics are boring. There aren't any giant robots. -Being an activist is boring, because you can't shoot lasers. -Religion is boring. Not enough zombies. -Sports are boring, because there aren't any ninjas. -philosophy is double boring because it lacks space marines and aliens. -Song lyrics are boring because they lack orcs, knights, dragons, and hot ass eleven women and princesses. -Discussing economics is boring unless the conversation includes billionaire crime fighters who are haunted by their pasts. -Your troubles with your Ex boyfriend/Boyfriend/Ex boyfriend who is now your boyfriend again/fuck buddy/ex boyfriend who you still fuck are boring, because neither you nor your Ex boyfriend/Boyfriend/Ex boyfriend who is now your boyfriend again/fuck buddy/ex boyfriend who you still fuck can cast magic spells. -I do not care about your troubles with school work, finals, or how many pages are left on your term paper that you decided to write an hour before class because none of these things have to deal with hot psychotic teenage wolverine clones who cut themselves with their own claws and then heal because they were trained to be only a weapon and are having trouble dealing with existential and identity issues.

Please feel free to add to the manifesto, if you feel so inclined:
http://www.facebook.com/pete.kowalsky/posts/170408539664474

Everyone is guilty of these. Let's work together to make facebook less boring for me.

This is true, and I knew it would be brought up even before I posted it. I was thinking more about people who post random rap lyrics or pieces of songs that they think are somehow meaningful.

The manifesto should have that part rewritten to state that sing lyrics are boring UNLESS they contain the above. This IS a work in progress, and will improve in time.

Thank you for your contribution. It's one step closer to helping me achieve maximum enjoyment from eeryone's facebook posts.

God bless you all.

Hey jeebus!



Lighten up, pal!

Shut up, Dorn wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote: Guess what? Your manifesto is now as boring and trite as the shit you're railing against for being boring and trite. Stuff like this funny, I dunno, a fucking decade ago. Seriously, this may as well be a thread about AIM status messages written in 2000. I'm sorry you don't care about school, work, politics, religion, sports, philosophy, or interactions with other human beings, but there IS more to life than video games and auto-erotic asphyxiation. As we are bitter rivals, I normally like to disagree with you about everything. However, what you wrote is EXACTLY correct. FNJ, you have two eyes, you don't have to read statuses. Go read something productive.

I expected Jeebs to act like a dick because I posted something like this, because he feels the need to verbally attack anyone that doesn't fall precisely under his guidelines. but I am surprised about you.

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Facebook and your ability to post on it exist solely to entertain me. Before updating your status on facebook, please keep the following things in mind:

This part right here should have told you that the whole thing was a joke, or did you actually believe that I would be pretentious enough to assume that everyone else's social networking should revolve around me?

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Feel free to add to this, should you feel so inclined:

This part should have told you that I was looking at this as more of a fun activity for everyone to come up with ridiculous ideas. than a command for others to post better. If I were making a declaration on what *I* think people should and shouldn't post on their own profiles, why would I ask them to contribute to the rules?

and C'MON! you REALLY still thought this was a serious declaration after seeing THIS?

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Thank you for your contribution. It's one step closer to helping me achieve maximum enjoyment from eeryone's facebook posts. God bless you all.

seriously bros, lets not turn what was a fun little thing into forum drama. I know the Phoenix has arisen to cleanse the forums of stupid posts and all, but I don't feel like having to tread on eggshells and get into PM battles until he goes back into recession again.

you're nuts, man. I do that all the time. Princess Zelda is the object of my desire.

I would imagine.

Also, we talking re3 Jill? Bitch is built to fuck.