This is not the site for a Sexy Man competition. One dude looks like Michael Cera and the other dude looks like one of the London brothers.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Posts: 12294
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 05:39 pm
A cinderblock to the back of the skull and duct tape across the mouth, wrists, and eyes us my finisher for the ladies.
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 05:41 pm
who are the london brothers?
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 08:33 pm
You just had to push it...I took a recent photo just for this occasion.
BEHOLD MY MANLY CHEST!
Game over. Titlie claimed. ¡Adios!
ThisIsTunaWithBacon
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 08:38 pm
the title is mine. before antonio banderas gets him i'll claim it as it is my right!
not at least because i actually look better then him.
i also come from styria where the sexiest man ever was born:
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 09:11 pm
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
wait wait wait. look at my picture again. do you see the... sexy eyes. yeah, that is my finisher for the girls and you totally see them on my pic. it cannot be denied.
If that were true your life would have meaning!
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 09:13 pm
after 2367 sluts boinked... you start to question the game.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 09:15 pm
No one who has had sex refers to it as boinking, no one.
Also 2367, how do you ever manage to post? Can you even find your pantaloons?
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Dec 19 2010 09:18 pm
i thought that was a cool slang word dammit! know it from that simpsons episode where willie gets well-mannered and stuff. what a shame. i thought that post was just awfully funny.
and lolz at the familiy guy video.
Edit: and oh, yeah, in real life i suck at socializing. reaaaally bad. that also affects my sex life. i had 1 girlfriend in my life and i messed that relationsship up. so, imagine what a womanizer i'am. but i still think i look pretty darn good...
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 03:53 am
Being one of the only male members into guys, I'd have to say Hack looks better than ear. Blonde looks fine on you Hack, what color were you planning on dying it?
"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
Crazy_Bastard
Title: CeeBee
Joined: Feb 25 2007
Location: Tulsa
Posts: 489
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 06:10 am
I don't know about your hair, hack. But I do know I have incredibly soft, awesomely sexy, naturally blond hair. And the ladies effing love it :O
Dye it black. That'll look nifty.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 12:09 pm
lordsathien wrote:
Being one of the only male members into guys, I'd have to say Hack looks better than ear. Blonde looks fine on you Hack, what color were you planning on dying it?
Did you vote that you'd fuck me? If you didn't, you are lying.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 12:21 pm
I am confused, if you swim that much that your hair has been bleached out, where the hell are your shoulder muscles?
Every swimmer I know that swims for a season and gets that type of hair also has shoulders up to their ears.
Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 12:24 pm
GPFontaine wrote:
I am confused, if you swim that much that your hair has been bleached out, where the hell are your shoulder muscles?
Every swimmer I know that swims for a season and gets that type of hair also has shoulders up to their ears.
OOOOOOO YOU GOT CALLED OUTZ!!!!
Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 04:31 pm
GPFontaine wrote:
I am confused, if you swim that much that your hair has been bleached out, where the hell are your shoulder muscles?
Every swimmer I know that swims for a season and gets that type of hair also has shoulders up to their ears.
Maybe the swim team kids have been dunking him head first in the pool, like a giant, sanitary swirly!
Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
Posts: 1777
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 05:23 pm
Blackout wrote:
Maybe the swim team kids have been dunking him head first in the pool, like a giant, sanitary swirly!
Maybe he's the pool team towel boy then, because that sounds like something you might do to a towel boy. I wouldn't know though because I certainly never participated in harassing the towel boy when I played football in High School.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 06:03 pm
Watch out guys, jeebus is on his way in here to ruin everyone's fun.
SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 07:01 pm
FNJ wrote:
Watch out guys, jeebus is on his way in here to ruin everyone's fun.
Duck and hide
Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 522
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 07:01 pm
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
after 2367 sluts boinked... you start to question the game.
after 2367 sluts boinked, whenever you come a little flag just pops out that says "Bang"
also, you probably have a venereal disease... so yeah
Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1044
Posted:
Dec 20 2010 11:07 pm
I'm not sure how I ended up reading this far into what may be the gayest Sydlexia thread I have ever seen. God forbid someone is typing Top 100 SNES Games into google at this moment and stumbles across this mess.
joshwoodzy wrote:
Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
Posted:
Dec 21 2010 12:36 am
GPFontaine wrote:
I am confused, if you swim that much that your hair has been bleached out, where the hell are your shoulder muscles?
Every swimmer I know that swims for a season and gets that type of hair also has shoulders up to their ears.
Well I could take a picture of my shoulders...
but until then here's another one where I look damn fine
and in response to dying, I'm thinking of keeping it its current color
Hacker
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Posts: 3129
Posted:
Dec 21 2010 12:45 am
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Dec 21 2010 09:03 am
Hacker wrote:
I'm not suggesting that you aren't toned. You actually look like you are in decent shape, but I'm talking about traps muscles.
Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
Posts: 1541
Posted:
Dec 21 2010 09:25 am
Ash Burton wrote:
I'm not sure how I ended up reading this far into what may be the gayest Sydlexia thread I have ever seen. God forbid someone is typing Top 100 SNES Games into google at this moment and stumbles across this mess.
