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Posted: Dec 10 2010 01:25 pm

I'm pretty sure this proves all Maury, Jerry Springer, and shit like that is totally scripted. I mean I always assumed so, but I had never seen anything just so "Yeah the fuck right" that it ever confirmed it in my mind.

And if its real, god help us all. These people exist.

Oh, and its cool. She has 3 pacifiers. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Dec 10 2010 01:50 pm

People like that should be exterminated, preferably by Daleks.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 02:39 pm

Sadly these people do exist. I knew a couple growing up. Sometimes it makes you wish that the Vogons would come make that hyperspace bypass already.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 03:48 pm

How could anyone give her a baby? I'd be forced to stick it in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 03:48 pm

There was a group of girls at a High School in Mass., where they made a pact to all get pregnant together. Pretty fucked up. It got made into a TV Movie on LifeTime I think.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 04:08 pm

Rydog wrote:

There was a group of girls at a High School in Mass., where they made a pact to all get pregnant together. Pretty fucked up. It got made into a TV Movie on LifeTime I think.

Yeah I remember my wife watching some shit like that. Stupid.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 07:26 pm

I saw this clip when first aired on TV, it's like 4-6 years old. My sister and I were laughing so hard. We still quote it sometimes.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 07:44 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

I saw this clip when first aired on TV, it's like 4-6 years old. My sister and I were laughing so hard. We still quote it sometimes.

I wonder if she achieved her dreams of dropping out of school, getting on girls gone wild, and having her baby?

Posted: Dec 10 2010 07:50 pm

I'd give her a baby.

Posted: Dec 10 2010 10:06 pm

Atma wrote:

I mean I always assumed so, but I had never seen anything just so "Yeah the fuck right" that it ever confirmed it in my mind.

I wouldn't immediately pass that off as scripted. People really can be that stupid and they're really not all that uncommon.

Hell, I have stupid people within my own family and it's embarrassing. My brother is so prissy about and stubborn about eating "healthy" and "organic" foods and tries to religiously stay away from perfectly harmless stuff like canola oil and MSG...yet he fuckin' smokes. That's right, he spends extra money to buy the "good" food and at the same time spends extra money on shit that cancels out his healthy eating. MSG is bad yet he has no problem with something that's already proven to be bad for you. You'd think that with expensive habits like these he'd have decent pay but the only jobs he'll take are dead-end jobs. He has a family and he's working in Dunkin Donuts. What a fuckin' moron.

Meanwhile, my dad can't even learn how to use a damn cell phone. He can use one to talk to people just fine; it's the other features he has trouble using, and he always has to ask for my help every single time he uses his company blackberry for something other than calls. He's used cell phones for years yet he never bothers to learn how to use the more advanced shit on his own. It's like always expecting someone to tie your shoes; you're never gonna learn that way. My mom's the same way...

Posted: Dec 11 2010 04:17 pm

Fun fact: According to the CDC, in 2006, 3015 reported abortions in the United States were performed on girls younger than age 15. It follows that at least that many girls that age had sex in that time period and it's possible that there are girls that age who had a child, whether they actually wanted one or could not abort.

[Edit]I wrote this post while I was writing an essay about abortion. In retrospect, I could have just looked up pregnancy rates for underage girls while I was at it.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 01:43 am

@om*d wrote:

People like that should be exterminated, preferably by Daleks.

aww come on guys, cut her some slack, maybe she is just really horny, you can't blame a person for they're libido Wink

Posted: Dec 12 2010 02:11 am

I'm horny but I don't want a kid.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 02:16 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

I'm horny but I don't want a kid.

yeah, but you do want to fuck right (my god this is an insensitive question)? Maybe she just doesn't know what contraceptives are... Or maybe she doesn't know about ribbed contraceptives. Catch my drift, huh? Huh? Huh?
... oh yeah, someone should tell her about ribbed contraceptives, be like.

Quote:

"You can have it all and more baby with these RIBBED contraceptives, you don't even know pleasure yet... And also you really should get a steady job before parenthood "

Posted: Dec 12 2010 10:42 am

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

"You can have it all and more baby with these RIBBED contraceptives, you don't even know pleasure yet... And also you really should get a steady job before parenthood "

Its alright, because she's gonna dress her kid in brand name clothes. And if she can't support it? She's gonna sell it.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 10:52 am

I'd rather her sell it then get on welfare. You gotta give credit where credit is due, she's willing to provide a service for money.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:43 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

I'd rather her sell it then get on welfare. You gotta give credit where credit is due, she's willing to provide a service for money.

Doing Gods Work. Bless her dumb little heart.

Posted: Dec 14 2010 07:12 pm

That's just rediculous... I can't imagine anyone saying "I want a baby so bad, I'll do whatever I want to get it." That just makes me sad, but it also makes me laugh at her.

Posted: Dec 14 2010 08:22 pm

Atma wrote:

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

"You can have it all and more baby with these RIBBED contraceptives, you don't even know pleasure yet... And also you really should get a steady job before parenthood "

Its alright, because she's gonna dress her kid in brand name clothes. And if she can't support it? She's gonna sell it.

That's not what she says. She says she's gonna dress her baby in all brand names. And if she can't afford it (it meaning the clothes), then she's going to STEAL them. She's trying to talk all Ebonics-like and shit though, so she pronounces "steal" awkwardly.

The caption on the screen eventually changes to confirm this.

Posted: Dec 15 2010 12:09 am

mavsfan0041 wrote:

That's just rediculous... I can't imagine anyone saying "I want a baby so bad, I'll do whatever I want to get it." That just makes me sad, but it also makes me laugh at her.

Well if you are a married couple, with fertility issues, and you desperately want a child, that is understandable.

Posted: Dec 31 2010 08:42 pm

It's bad enough that she wants a fucking baby.
But goddamn, that neck-bobbing, that exaggerated accent... not that I'm judging or anything, I just really hate people who aren't black while trying to act like they are. She sounds damn snotty and she probably will rape some dude eventually, which is the sad part.

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Rydog wrote:

There was a group of girls at a High School in Mass., where they made a pact to all get pregnant together. Pretty fucked up. It got made into a TV Movie on LifeTime I think.

According to the school, there was no pact.
http://www.eagletribune.com/local/x1876438105/Gloucester-officials-question-pregnancy-pact

As far as young girls wanting to get pregnant, I think it may be parental instinct (we can conceive as young as we pass through adolescence) or desire for control, with logic or knowledge lagging far behind. They don't take into account/are not aware of real living costs, not to mention the time and personal sacrifice it requires to raise a child. We need to end this abstinence-only crap, stop spreading lies about contraceptives, and educate kids on safe sexual habits.

Posted: Jan 02 2011 10:30 am

the real problem isn't that teenagers want babys, but that adult people actually have one and can't even raise them. This is what sucks ass because its a major problem.

Posted: Jan 16 2011 03:43 pm

Hauntzor wrote:

It's bad enough that she wants a fucking baby.
But goddamn, that neck-bobbing, that exaggerated accent... not that I'm judging or anything, I just really hate people who aren't black while trying to act like they are.

So what you're REALLY trying to say is... you hate black mannerisms. For after all, if the exact same speech and gestures were done by a black girl, would they be any less annoying? Ergo, you hate black people.

Though, it could be a hate the sin, love the sinner kind of thing.

Personally, I judge all the time. I judge all the live long day. Life is nothing but a series of judgments based upon external stimuli. Is it wrong if I judge, based upon the external stimuli, that this girl will likely have a baby with a name ending in -day or -tay? Although nowadays, it would more likely by -aden or -ae, the white trash equivalent. At any rate, surely she will be back to Maury in the future for the requisite DNA test.