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Cpt. Fantastic
Title: El Capitan
Joined: May 29 2008
Location: The Great Northwest
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http://www.kptv.com/news/26035781/detail.html
So apparently some hippie in Eugene has changed his name to Captain Awesome. On behalf of all fictional captains everywhere: You suck. Even Chad Ochocinco thinks this is stupid. I mean really, was Max Power taken? Cause if you're going to pick a name from a TV show, Max Power is the way to go.
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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There are only 7 captains: Captain Falcon, Captain America, Captain Crunch, Captain Planet, Captain Commando, Captain Caveman, and Captain Tenneal.
What has this guy done to deserve this title?
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GenesisDoes
Title: What nintendon't
Joined: Dec 08 2010
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I thought this was going to be about a forum member changing their name
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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GenesisDoes wrote: |
I thought this was going to be about a forum member changing their name  |
Gotcha!
I don't really see why people do these kinds of things except being attention starved and wanting their fifteen seconds. Maybe I can be a jerk and change my name to Zzzzzzyxter ZZ Zzymox just to be the last guy in the phone book. Oh, wait, nobody uses phone books anymore either.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Thunderhorse wrote: |
There are only 7 captains: Captain Falcon, Captain America, Captain Crunch, Captain Planet, Captain Commando, Captain Caveman, and Captain Tenneal. |
What about Captain Hammer or Captain Sunshine?
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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Don't forget Captain Skyhawk.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Cpt. Fantastic wrote: |
I mean really, was Max Power taken? Cause if you're going to pick a name from a TV show, Max Power is the way to go. |
When you brought up Max Power all I could think of was: "Max Power, he's the man with the name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good to you ears, but when you hear it you mustn't fear!"
And if they are changing names freely to tribute fake characters, I am going to change my name to Doctor Viktor P. Sallywhacker, in honor of my first falsified yahoo profile.
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LordHuffnPuff
Title: Mahna Mahna
Joined: Jan 12 2009
Location: Fairyland
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You fools forgot about Captain Rainbow and Captain Olimar
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Alowishus
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Well, there's that firefighter in the army who changed his name to Optimus Prime, and the guy who more recently changed his name to Megatron. I wonder if they clash daily atop the Hoover Dam...
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Cpt. Fantastic
Title: El Capitan
Joined: May 29 2008
Location: The Great Northwest
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joshwoodzy wrote: |
Or Captain Fantastic. |
That's right. Oregon only has room for one fake Captain. I think I may have to head down to Eugene this weekend and kick some poseur ass.
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
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Cpt. Fantastic wrote: |
joshwoodzy wrote: |
Or Captain Fantastic. |
That's right. Oregon only has room for one fake Captain. I think I may have to head down to Eugene this weekend and kick some poseur ass. |
There's a mug shot for ya
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Thunderhorse wrote: |
There are only 7 captains: Captain Falcon, Captain America, Captain Crunch, Captain Planet, Captain Commando, Captain Caveman, and Captain Tenneal. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Also, I think we're forgetting captains Kirk and Picard.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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Heeeeeeeyyyyyy! Don't Pollute!
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
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Atma wrote: |
Heeeeeeeyyyyyy! Don't Pollute! |
Hey now, I didn't want to see Dr. Manhattan's blue junk, so what makes you think I want to see his?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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He doesn't look very awesome to me.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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There's also captain harlock, captain marvel, and the other captain marvel.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Morgan
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I totally made that picture my wallpaper.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Aren't there like 50 Captain Marvels?
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