| Author |
Message |
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
|
|
   |
|
|
Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
|
But what will they match with?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
|
I hold no sympathy for anyone who falls and breaks their neck while rock climbing in freaking heels.
|
|
|
   |
|
|
Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
|
Well, at least getting strippers to outdoorsy areas will be easier now.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
|
| Rydog wrote: |
| Well, at least getting strippers to outdoorsy areas will be easier now. |
The abrasions from utilizing a tree as a stripper pole have got to be pretty wicked if you ask me.
|
|
|
|
|
|
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
|
| Blackout wrote: |
| Rydog wrote: |
| Well, at least getting strippers to outdoorsy areas will be easier now. |
The abrasions from utilizing a tree as a stripper pole have got to be pretty wicked if you ask me. |
Agree.
There can only be monkey business if there is a monkey traget audience.
|
 it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
|
|
|
|
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
|
I've been working sporadically on an article idea for Cracked about ridiculous shoes and I think this would be a perfect inclusion. And yes, I'm going to steal all of the jokes posted in this thread.
|
|
|
|
|
|
aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
|
I love shoes with heels but I can almost guarantee that I would sprain, if not break, my ankle trying to do anything even remotely outdoorsy in these.
Not to mention they look cumbersome and ridiculous for mountain climbing. Who the hell thought these were a good idea? :\
Also,
| Pandajuice wrote: |
| I've been working sporadically on an article idea for Cracked about ridiculous shoes and I think this would be a perfect inclusion. And yes, I'm going to steal all of the jokes posted in this thread. |
lol man oh man I should take some photos of the shoes I have in my closet for you. 
|
天上天下唯我独尊 |
|
|
|
|
Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 1923
|
Who the hell wears socks with high heels? I understand not wanting to cut your feet to a mangled mess, but if your worried enough about appearance to wear heels during rock climbing, yard work, etc. go the extra mile like a real man and take those ridiculous socks off.
|
This Is Tuna With Bacon |
|
|
|
|
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
|
I always hated Tevas. They're right up there with Crocs and Birkenstocks in terms of douchebagginess.
|
Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
|
|
|
|
Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
|
I like that one picture where the guy is pulling the rope wrapped around her leg like "C'mere you crazy rock-climbing, high heel Teva wearing broad!"
|
REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
|
|
|
|
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
|
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| I like that one picture where the guy is pulling the rope wrapped around her leg like "C'mere you crazy rock-climbing, high heel Teva wearing broad!" |
Its another chick... but she is thinking the same exact thing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
