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Posted: Nov 30 2010 07:51 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

You're in the wrong thread. If you wanna mention Snoop Dogg, go to Music.

I didn't miss the point writing that while you even missed the thread.

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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

DKC had his own unique style and DKCR took his style from the predecessors.

I KNOW! It's like how New Super Mario Bros. was a total rip-off of the Super Mario Bros. games. So lame.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 01:09 pm

NSMB wasn't enough of a rip-off of the old games.

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Don't understand all the hate for DKC3, I think that game was really good even though it might not have been as good as the two earlier ones. It was challenging, had a lot of cool secrets, fun leveldesign, hard bosses, a secret world. I would say it had everything a good plattformer needed, and I suspect that people hate it only because of Kiddy, which admittedly was annoying, but nowhere near a game-breaker imo.

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taterfyrings wrote:

Don't understand all the hate for DKC3, I think that game was really good even though it might not have been as good as the two earlier ones. It was challenging, had a lot of cool secrets, fun leveldesign, hard bosses, a secret world. I would say it had everything a good plattformer needed, and I suspect that people hate it only because of Kiddy, which admittedly was annoying, but nowhere near a game-breaker imo.

Yeah i agree with this. I personally found DKC3 to be harder than DKC2, there was more to do/work out.

By no means do i think that DKC3 is better than 1 or 2 but it doesn't deserve hatred. It's still a good game.

DK64 now that is a total abomination.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 03:46 pm

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

You're in the wrong thread. If you wanna mention Snoop Dogg, go to Music.

I didn't miss the point writing that while you even missed the thread.

I don't know why you feel it's your place to point out whether or not something I say belongs in a thread or not but I'm going to break it down to show you why it's relevant. I was simply talking about how playing DKCR inspired my idea that a new Zelda game in the vein of Zelda II would be a great game done in this style. I don't know what thread you think my statement belonged in but it certainly didn't warrent a new thread. In case there is any further confusion, I've constructed a mathematic formula that determines relevance for you to reference in future misunderstandings.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

I found a flaw in your math. Why would he jerk you off if he's a cocksucker?

Posted: Nov 30 2010 04:23 pm

Newton's HJ-BJ Theorem states that a good blowjob must also be in equal parts a good handjob, therefore it is reasonable to assume a cocksucker has proficient handjob skills as well.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 04:30 pm

Hey! I just got DKC Returns this morning, and I've been playing it, It's pretty damn fun, a lot more focused horizontal movement (as opposed to NSMB wii) so far in the game. It isn't that hard right now, But hopefully the difficulty curve will ramp up. I haven't used the two player with diddy kong yet, but I think it will be pretty sweet.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 05:31 pm

That was hilarious, I owe sideways a beer. Laughing

Posted: Nov 30 2010 05:34 pm

I learned a lot of things that I didn't expect to learn in this thread.

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Awesome formula Smile

Can it maybe also be used to find the unknown in a quadratic equation?

And I would LOVE a new Zelda 2 in this style as well. Zelda 2 is a fantastic game that unfortunately is quite a bit underrated.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 07:39 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

You're in the wrong thread. If you wanna mention Snoop Dogg, go to Music.

I didn't miss the point writing that while you even missed the thread.

I don't know why you feel it's your place to point out whether or not something I say belongs in a thread or not but I'm going to break it down to show you why it's relevant. I was simply talking about how playing DKCR inspired my idea that a new Zelda game in the vein of Zelda II would be a great game done in this style. I don't know what thread you think my statement belonged in but it certainly didn't warrent a new thread. In case there is any further confusion, I've constructed a mathematic formula that determines relevance for you to reference in future misunderstandings.

You are awesome!

@ Optimist with Doubts: I can jerk off while sucking a cock.

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Is that a promise Wink

Posted: Nov 30 2010 09:56 pm

Well, lets get serious again.

DarkMaze wrote:

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

DKC had his own unique style and DKCR took his style from the predecessors.

I KNOW! It's like how New Super Mario Bros. was a total rip-off of the Super Mario Bros. games. So lame.

I'am sorry I've been a little to imprecise.
I mean't DKCR took the ideas for their style from predecessor games that weren't DKC.
Like Crash Bandicoot for instance (evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WYWumf3xec) .
They didn't assess with their own series. A thing people always get mad over.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 10:06 pm

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

They didn't asses with their own series. A thing people always gets mad over.

ATTENTION: "Asses" is now a verb. Thank you.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 11:31 pm

Embarrissing. You try to be smart and, slap-bang, your unhealthy fixation on the female backside shines trough.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 05:28 am

Alowishus wrote:

DK64 now that is a total abomination.

Why is that? The only thing I can think of is bad controls, but the same could be said of many N64 games. DK64 is actually one of my favorite games.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 02:27 pm

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

They didn't assess with their own series. A thing people always get mad over.

You know, changing "asses" to "assess" doesn't actually make this sentence make any more sense.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 03:16 pm

Thunderhorse wrote:

Alowishus wrote:

DK64 now that is a total abomination.

Why is that? The only thing I can think of is bad controls, but the same could be said of many N64 games. DK64 is actually one of my favorite games.

There was more emphasis on collecting things, rather than platforming and beating up kremlings. It doesn't help that a few of the bosses were pretty cheap, like that stupid ass jackoff-in-a-box.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 04:23 pm

After the whole cool, a new game! effect wore off for DK64 I pretty much stuck to the toy factory level so I could play the Donkey Kong arcade game hidden there.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 05:17 pm

Blackout wrote:

After the whole cool, a new game! effect wore off for DK64 I pretty much stuck to the toy factory level so I could play the Donkey Kong arcade game hidden there.

FUN FACT: The only reason I never finished DK64 was the fact that I needed the Nintendo Coin from playing the DK arcade game and beating it twice. I suck at old school DK. Plus my cousin deleted my 197 Banana file.

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Thunderhorse wrote:

Plus my cousin deleted my 197 Banana file.

Statements that are awesome ripped from context.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 09:40 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

They didn't assess with their own series. A thing people always get mad over.

You know, changing "asses" to "assess" doesn't actually make this sentence make any more sense.

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted: Dec 02 2010 09:14 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:

They didn't assess with their own series. A thing people always get mad over.

You know, changing "asses" to "assess" doesn't actually make this sentence make any more sense.

I'm mostly writing with an online dictionary, thats kinda complicated.
I meant that the people who made DKCR didn't rely on their own series and that people usally don't like that.
There is not detailed word explanation on the dictionary i use, i thought "assess" means "to connect" or something like that.
I feel sorry for causing confusion and i appeal to the communitys benevolence when i say that i don't speak your language, acutally i'am learning it.