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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/11/29/couple.buys.meth.house/index.html?hpt=P1&iref=NS1
Thats right kids, don't forget when buying a home to have your Inspector check to see if it was a Prior Meth Lab. Or you could be in the same situation as these folks. Some people on the CNN Forum are saying "well they should have checked it more throughly and researched it." I call bullshit on that. Not too many people say "Hey, Maybe my house use to be a METH LAB, and I should get it inspected for that."
But I will do a little google check on the address at least to see if it pops up in the news before I buy though.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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So do you get some sort of deal if it was a meth lab?
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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Yes, hallucinations, delusions and holes in the brain come with the house.
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sidewaydriver
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Who would buy a prior meth lab? I want to buy a current meth lab.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Let's not be so judgmental here, I mean who hasn't cooked a little meth in your basement when the going got tough...
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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The sad thing is I've known people who wouldn't recognize that as a joke.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Let's not be so judgmental here, I mean who hasn't cooked a little meth in your basement when the going got tough... |
The Food Network should do a show about that. Cooking Meth With Paula Deen? I'm down.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Let's not be so judgmental here, I mean who hasn't cooked a little meth in your basement when the going got tough... |
The Food Network should do a show about that. Cooking Meth With Paula Deen? I'm down. |
Only if meth mixes well with butter. Otherwise Paula Dean is out. Giada could pull it off. Someone forgot to tell her she is allowed to eat more than just the sample bite of food she makes.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Have you seen the infomercials for the Magic Bullet? Everyone is tweaking, notice that they never eat any of the food they make, they just go on and on about how amazing a tiny blender is. Obviously high as a kite.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Giada needs to do a porno cooking show. Paula's thick accent would be great.
"Alright ya'll, now we're gonna heat the meth up to 350 degrees and add lotsa butter."
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Does this mean if he strikes a match in the basement the whole thing goes KABOOM ?
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Out here in Missouri, that's the FIRST thing we do. Especially if you live around Kansas City.
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| Does this mean if he strikes a match in the basement the whole thing goes KABOOM ? |
Depends on what you're making the meth with. It's not a specific formula, after all. Just toss some ammonia with some bleach and other shit and you call it meth.
I'm serious.
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