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Syd Lexia
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Rape is never funny in English-speaking countries.
But having studied Japanese culture, I am fairly certain that consensual sex doesn't actually exist in the country.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
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Rape is never funny in English-speaking countries.
But having studied Japanese culture, I am fairly certain that consensual sex doesn't actually exist in the country. |
To be honest. I think there is always a little rape going on when a common girl and a common boy do it. In every country.
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Syd Lexia
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| Rumor has it that the dude that bought Atari when the game market tanked has the sword hanging on his wall. |
The sword was probably worth more than Atari at the time.
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sidewaydriver
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If I had the cash I'd buy it and then play baseball with it. Of course this would be filmed for youtube.
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SoldierHawk
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Andrew Man
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GPFontaine
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This thing is pretty cool. I would definitely buy it for $5.95.
Honestly, what the fuck do you do with it once you own it? Do you put it on display?
I have to imagine that if you have enough money to buy this thing, you probably have an insanely nice home. Where exactly do you put a Crystal Final Fantasy Orb?
I'm asking for real. If it is worth $250k, you most certainly wouldn't leave it unlocked on display. It would need to be locked in a display case or a vault of sorts. So... beyond Michael Jackson's personal arcade, where the fuck do you put this thing?
To those who say that it is similar to a baseball, or comic, I disagree. Those are very easy to explain to others. When you have visitors you can say, "Yeah that is the baseball that Mickey Mantle signed for me" or "Oh that is the first spider man and it is worth a fortune". How exactly do you explain, "Yeah it is a crystal ball from a Nintendo Magazine contest back in 1990 and the mold for the ball broke so they just didn't make any more."
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Syd Lexia
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First off, I believe they broke the mold on purpose so that no more could ever be made. It's a common practice with limited edition items.
Secondly, it's pretty obvious what you do with it. You put it in a giant room by itself, levitating in the middle of something that vaguely resembles a reactor core. You might also want to hire a giant boss monster to stand outside the room and guard it. If you don't, when the Heroes of Light show up at your house and explain they need it, you'll lead them into the unguarded room only to find that the bad guys are already in the process of stealing it and they've brought a boss monster with them. And yeah, the Heroes will beat the boss monster, but the bad guys will still get away with the orb.
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GPFontaine
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
First off, I believe they broke the mold on purpose so that no more could ever be made. It's a common practice with limited edition items.
Secondly, it's pretty obvious what you do with it. You put it in a giant room by itself, levitating in the middle of something that vaguely resembles a reactor core. You might also want to hire a giant boss monster to stand outside the room and guard it. If you don't, when the Heroes of Light show up at your house and explain they need it, you'll lead them into the unguarded room only to find that the bad guys are already in the process of stealing it and they've brought a boss monster with them. And yeah, the Heroes will beat the boss monster, but the bad guys will still get away with the orb. |
That seems like a lot of work when the Heroes of Light could just go and explain to Nintendo that a new mold is necessary to stop the destruction of the world. Or they could just find one of the other 49 crystal balls that is not guarded.
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Syd Lexia
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But no one knows where they are! They could be in the trash, chipped, or both.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
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Honestly, what the fuck do you do with it once you own it? Do you put it on display?
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You build a room in your house with a pedstal for it, giant marble statues resembeling Final Fantasy Monsters and female cosplay slaves praising its beauty all day and night.
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Drew Linky
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| Also, rape is never funny, and you can all go to hell. |
It's subjective. And I was going to hell anyway, laughing at one more inappropriate thing isn't going to hurt me too much. |
I was being completely and totally facetious. Although I don't actually think rape is funny, I can (almost certainly) promise you that I will never tell you all to go to hell seriously. I was going for a parody of hardcore feminism there, but apparently my humor is lost on you people.
Thanks for the info on the prizes there, Syd/ What an awesome contest. Wish I had been able to compete for that. |
Oh. HA! I've said it a million times: sarcasm is too unpredictable on the internet. Text is too finnicky for such a thing.  Good to know you take it so well.
I'm seriously going to hell, though.
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SoldierHawk
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UsaSatsui
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(I didn't take issue with the subject matter. I just didn't think it was funny)
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| This thing is pretty cool. I would definitely buy it for $5.95. |
Ha, I might buy it for $5.95 only if that included shipping.
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