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Posted: Nov 28 2010 10:33 pm

In a bizarre twist of fate, title defense #2 has ended in a tie. With our chance to finally settle our epic fued once and for all in a deadlock, Klimb and I have realized that perhaps our bids to destroy each other were futile. Since neither party lost, we've now decided to join forces and combine The Metal Shark Players with The IRC Revolution. Now we are The Metal IRC Shark Revolution! We're friends now! In this title defense, we've decided to give Jeebus and SoldierHawk their fair shake by letting them take a stab at it. But of course 4 against 2 isn't a fair fight so we've teamed them up with 2 more people who compliment their personalities. JonSnow joins their team because he and Jeebus both enjoy Magic so they have a common interest. Also, resident Nazi sympathizer Anthraxinsoup joins them because SoldierHawk is a soldier and so was Hitler, so they really seem like a perfect fit. This title defense ends in 72 hours so let's keep it dirty and unfair.

Posted: Nov 28 2010 10:37 pm

Yes, sideway and I have discussed it and we have decided to put aside our very serious and profound differences and combine forces to make a powerhouse team. We debated long and hard on who we should allow a shot at our joint title, and we settled on four very deserving candidates. This is going to be a tough battle.

But it wouldn't be a marquee fight without a maze. Help the Baby Factory navigate the swastika and get to the deck of Magic cards!

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Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

You guys.

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

Hahahahahahahahaha

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

This is amazing.

Posted: Nov 29 2010 04:09 pm

Haha! Photobucket took out my maze for violating their terms of use. I guess it had to do with the swastika.

Or maybe you can't combine a baby and a swastika in the same picture? Heh, either way I'll find another hosting site.

EDIT:

Here you go, hopefully the same site that allowed me to host pictures for the Porn Off also allows swastika/baby/Magic images.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Look. It's simple. I'm on the first team. The first team is awesome, because I'm awesome.

Posted: Nov 29 2010 06:44 pm

I'm seeing no campaigning from the other side...

Posted: Nov 29 2010 06:55 pm

Well hell, I just realized that "magic Nazi baby factories" have something to do with me. Razz

I'll work on something for tomorrow. Although for now, I will point out that a victory for my side will result in me visiting the IRC on more than just Friday nights. Threat or promise, your choice.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

There's no reason to bother. I already win. I am the beginning and the end. The alpha and the omega. Destruction and creation. Most would consider it an honor to die at my feet.

Posted: Nov 30 2010 12:03 am

So is JonSnow back now?

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Jonsnow is insignificant. There is only me.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 05:01 am

What if a tie happens again? The Metal IRC Shark Revolution should join forces with The Magic Nazi Baby Factory and fight everyone else!

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

whatever. my star power and sideway's douche power are the only things required to win.

Posted: Dec 01 2010 08:47 pm

This poll closes in two hours. Now's the time to choose the fate of the 2010 Forum Battle belt. A vote for the Metal IRC Shark Revolution is a vote for fun, punctuation, testosterone, and democracy. A vote for the Magic Nazi Baby Factory is a vote for buzzkills, useless posts, estrogen, and Nazism.

Figure out which group you like more and do your civic duty.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Yeah guys. Where's your Christmas spirit?

Posted: Dec 01 2010 09:50 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

This poll closes in two hours. Now's the time to choose the fate of the 2010 Forum Battle belt. A vote for the Metal IRC Shark Revolution is a vote for fun, punctuation, testosterone, and democracy. A vote for the Magic Nazi Baby Factory is a vote for buzzkills, useless posts, estrogen, and Nazism.

Figure out which group you like more and do your civic duty.

But what if Metal IRC Shark Revolution sounds a wee bit absurd......

Posted: Dec 01 2010 11:45 pm

Oh dear god...

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I've joined forces with my mortal enemy. Awesome.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

we're officially a stable now, I guess. we need entrance music, and a mashup of our titantrons. somebody get on that.

Posted: Dec 02 2010 12:37 am

I feel like this isn't a forum battle anymore so much as it is Katamari Damacy.

Posted: Dec 02 2010 01:03 am

FNJ wrote:

I've joined forces with my mortal enemy. Awesome.

Heh, which one is your mortal enemy? Jeebus or the Nazi?

Wow, Hawk has some major pull if she's able to draw a tie while having a proud and vocal Nazi on her side. Kudos.

What to do, what to do...

Posted: Dec 02 2010 01:21 am

May I point out that a vote against estrogen is a vote against the continuation of our species?

Also, it's a vote against ever getting laid again. Unless you're into dudes.

You're not into dudes, are you SLF? I didn't think so.

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

Syd Lexia wrote:

I feel like this isn't a forum battle anymore so much as it is Katamari Damacy.

You're the Prince who got the ball rolling in the first place, Syd. Wink

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

a vote against estrogen is a vote for cloning.