http://www.aksysgames.com/2010/11/05/record-of-agarest-war-zero-your-wish-has-been-granted/

Last year, Aksys localized Record of Agarest War for the 360 and PS3. The PS3 version was available for download through the PSN. The 360 version came on a disc, and was available in a limited edition with excessively creepy otaku swag. Needless to say, PS3 owners were not happy. And so, the prequel will be released only on disc. The following statement was issued:

“First and foremost,” says Ben Bateman, Localization Editor, Aksys Games, “I would like to address the question I know all of you are asking. The answer is yes, Santa Claus does exist. I have met him, in person. He has the strong, warm hands of a working man. Of course, some of you may already know this and are likely asking a different question. The answer to that question is also yes: We will be releasing Record of Agarest War Zero on a disc for both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 system. It was made excessively clear to us that there are a number of people who do not care for downloading their videogames. I am told this number is bigger than a breadbox, and so we have gone to great lengths—I personally have killed at least five orcs—to ensure that everyone will have the opportunity of sliding a shiny, new physical disc into the console of their choice. Or both, if they are into that sort of thing.”

There was no mask, that was a joke.

And the mousepad had tits, dude. 3D TITS.