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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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After three days in the hospital we're finally home with the newest addition to the family.
Madilynn Paige Woodzell was born at 7:52 AM on November 1st, and she's cool as all get out. She was literally the least fussy baby I have ever seen, and at first that worried me. The doctors then assured me she was the healthiest baby in the Birthing Center and she never even had to leave our room the whole stay. It's our first baby and we're absolutely exhausted, but happy as can be.
Thanks for everyone who was thinking about us, it meant a lot.
Also:
Baby's first face palm.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Oh. Mygosh. Cuteness quotient overload! 
Congratulations daddy! Many happy and healthy days for her to come!
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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Congratulations on the new addition to your family.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Congratulations!
Hawk, this counts as a birthday! Where is the clown video?
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Congratulations, that should be your official facepalm image now. 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Sorry that she wasn't born on Halloween, but congratulations nonetheless.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Awesome! Enjoy the hallucinations for the first couple of weeks. Getting one or two decent hours of sleep a night becomes a blast after a while.
But it's worth it! Congratulations, woodzy.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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Booyah! Congrats bro. And best tip I can give, get Milocon Drops, trust me.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
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I'm glad to hear the baby is healthy! Congratulations, Josh!
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Joined: May 11 2008
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WOODZY WINS: FERTILITY.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Congrats!
| joshwoodzy wrote: |
Baby's first face palm. |
With your permission, I'd like to use this as amy default facepalm whenever anyone says something fucktarded on Metal Sludge.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
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yay! Congrats Josh!
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Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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| JRA wrote: |
Congrats!
| joshwoodzy wrote: |
Baby's first face palm. |
With your permission, I'd like to use this as amy default facepalm whenever anyone says something fucktarded on Metal Sludge. |
I would rather you did not. Thanks for the congrats though!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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Noted.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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Congratulations happy family. I'm sure she'll appreciate having a birthday that's close to Christmas but not close enough for people to try and roll presents together for both 
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cherries
Title: Welcome to warp zone!
Joined: Jul 08 2010
Location: Aus
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Congratulation! This story is happy end!
But seriously though, congrats!
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Grats Woodzy! Your boys can swim!
Oh and if you think you're exhausted now, you ain't seen nothing yet. There's a whole new level of exhaustion to come that can only be reached when a baby is around.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| Everyone Who Has A Kid On here wrote: |
| Just wait. You don't know what tired even is yet. Blah blah something else. |
You guys make me so excited to one day have a kid.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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Congrats, man. Is it your first? If so, say welcome to baby and bye to sleep!
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