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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Well, RIP to her motherboard anyway. She wanted me to make sure everyone knows she's not dead, just that she can't get on the forums. The subject line was a bad way to start.
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Well, RIP to her motherboard anyway. She wanted me to make sure everyone knows she's not dead, just that she can't get on the forums. The subject line was a bad way to start. |
Yes it fucking was! What the Hell, Jeebus?!
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The thread title definitely threw me for a scare.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Damn, well expecting to hear that she was KIA. WTF??
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Goddamn, man.
Could've picked a better choice of words, but at least we know why she's gone.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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Lol I guess it's comforting to see the amount of people who would attend my wake...
No but seriously. I'll drop in when I can on borrowed computers, but basically I'm SOL for 4-6 weeks while they fix the *#&$*& thing. Which means no chat (a big loss for y'all since I was in there ALL the time) and worst of all no D&D unless I can weasel a computer I'm allowed to download programs into.
This. Fucking. Sucks.
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| William Shakespeare wrote: |
| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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The title of the thread threw me off so much that I thought it said "RIP to her MOTHERHOOD". So I went from a split second of thinking she might have died, to a split second of thinking her kid died, to another crazy moment of thinking "She had a kid?!", to then a quick thought that maybe it meant she just found out she can't have kids, to finally just a thought of "God damn, Jeebus." That was one action-packed second in my brain.
Sorry to hear the news, SH!
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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Jesus H. Christ almighty, My hat almost flipped like that drink from that one Looney Tunes with Nasty Canasta!
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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You are officially a cock Jeebus.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| If she was KIA, how would I know? I can't imagine I'd be the first number anyone who found her cell phone would call. |
Cmon man we all know about your secret relationship AND WE APPROVE!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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GOD DAMMIT, JEEBUS! I had a fucking heart attack reading that.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Christ...I got worried there for a moment...I've had two other forum friends die before.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Is SoldierHawk still a mod? If so can she lock this thread in an act of sheer irony?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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I'll chime in. Jesus Christ, Jeebus. Like a bunch of others, I thought Soldier was KIA. I almost stood up and took my hat off.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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holy crap! that made my heart jump! im glad your not dead!! 
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1044
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Marines die, that's what we are here for....wait Soldier Hawk is in the Army. You can't die!
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Youse guys is totally ovahreactin'
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| If she was KIA, how would I know? I can't imagine I'd be the first number anyone who found her cell phone would call. |
This is what I thought. I would imagine that if she really did die, it would be weeks before any of us learned of it. Then I would think that someone she knows will either use her own account to declare it or phone someone on here who can.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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Damn man, I don't even know SoldierHawk well and I even had palpitations seeing the title of this thread. I have family who were in the service (like I assume Hawk is) and you kind of dread knowing that situation and then seeing "RIP" involved with them.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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