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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2010 02:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.

Ha ha yeah, did Robocop arrest anyone? Laughing



 
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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2010 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.

Ha ha yeah, did Robocop arrest anyone? Laughing

To my recollection, he was only shown arresting Clarence Boddicker. Whom he later killed.


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PostPosted: Oct 17 2010 07:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

the death of darth maul is highly questionable. terrible writing.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Oct 17 2010 08:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

My friend was incredibly bummed when Maul didn't come back as some sort of cyborg.

But those movies were terrible writing all around.
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PostPosted: Oct 19 2010 12:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
aeonic wrote:
Transformers 2. Just the whole fucking thing.

Why just 2, why not both? Both are horrible, confused messes.

I thought the point of those movies were explosions? Michael Bay and his magical explosions. Why the fuck didn't they just make an anime movie or something? Get the Japanese to draw them, it would have been more interesting. Laughing


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PostPosted: Oct 19 2010 01:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Okay here's one. In "Raiders of the Lost Ark," why did the Nazis agree to Belloq's attempted-Jewish ceremony? The script tries to address this with a throwaway line where one of them expresses discomfort, but none of them ever really questions it.

Now, the Nazis were hypocrites when it came to just about everything, I get that, but this goes way beyond simply taking Jewish money, or sleeping with a Jewish woman; this is deep, fundamental belief stuff we're talking about here.

So a) the Nazis honestly believed that the Jewish trappings were necessary to diffuse God's wrath at the idea of someone opening the Ark, in which case they would have to buy into the whole 'Jews as God's chosen people' thing, b) they believed it was necessary for their protection to diffuse God's wrath at people like *them* opening the Ark, but then that would go against the whole superior race/destined to own the world philosophy, or c) they allowed it just to appease Belloq, which would imply that he was so fundamentally important to the whole operation that they couldn't risk pissing him off.

*shrug* Nazis are weird.


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PostPosted: Oct 19 2010 02:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Since I was just in the Jackass thread...

I would say drinking horse semen makes no sense whatsoever. It's not funny, entertaining, or amusing in the least. It's not just retarded it is completely fucking moronic.


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PostPosted: Oct 20 2010 07:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
My friend was incredibly bummed when Maul didn't come back as some sort of cyborg.

Actually, he did come back as a cyborg in one of the EU novels. If memory serves me correctly, I think he battled with Obi Wan on Tatooine.


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PostPosted: Oct 20 2010 04:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
Doddsino wrote:
My friend was incredibly bummed when Maul didn't come back as some sort of cyborg.

Actually, he did come back as a cyborg in one of the EU novels. If memory serves me correctly, I think he battled with Obi Wan on Tatooine.

The same novels that say that Boba Fett survived the sarlacc and actually has morals despite being a bounty hunter.

Fuck them books..
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PostPosted: Oct 20 2010 05:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
Doddsino wrote:
My friend was incredibly bummed when Maul didn't come back as some sort of cyborg.

Actually, he did come back as a cyborg in one of the EU novels. If memory serves me correctly, I think he battled with Obi Wan on Tatooine.

The same novels that say that Boba Fett survived the sarlacc and actually has morals despite being a bounty hunter.


Don't forget the part where he had a nice, long conversation with Sarlacc (through one of Sarlacc's old, digested victims no less), then escapes by tossing grenades and flying out with his jetpack.

While that is admittedly awesome...no. Just no.


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PostPosted: Oct 22 2010 05:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Don't forget the part where he had a nice, long conversation with Sarlacc (through one of Sarlacc's old, digested victims no less), then escapes by tossing grenades and flying out with his jetpack.

While that is admittedly awesome...no. Just no.

Hey. Hey. He detonated those grenades while inside the sarlacc, and killed it. And if you read the Commando novels, you'd know it was entirely possible to survive a grenade blast in their armor. The details are fuzzy to me, but... I think when the sarlacc was killed, it vomited up the contents of its stomach(s). Hence, all of the dead Jawas around the corpse. I don't know where the jetpack comes in, but that's how I remembered it. I should read them all again...

/incredible nerdiness and offense at disrespect towards canon

Also, while the horse semen part in Jackass was unbelievably unnecessary, they did it simply to gross out the audience. I didn't enjoy it either, but I get the feeling they didn't care if you liked it or not. They just wanted the most disgusting thing possible to freak you out.

That having been said, I hated AvPR. Jumbled mess of blood and gore. And offensive hospital scenes.
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PostPosted: Oct 22 2010 06:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

According to Star Wars Dogma, if a licensed author holds something true in an EU novel, then Lucas must hold it true on Earth.
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SNESGuy
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PostPosted: Oct 23 2010 12:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Steven Segal movies, he kicks ass of course, but it doesnt make sense why or how 15 guys can run at him and he wins, I love terrible action movies but some of his new movies blow hard.
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2010 10:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

"The Hot Chick" is that Rob Schneider opus about a popular girl that magically finds herself in the body of an older man. SPOILER: They get switched back at the end.

I was wondering what would happen if they did not switch back, and, say, the male with the female mind decided to procreate, would the offspring have some of the male's genetic mental characteristics, or the female's magical mental characteristics? Is magic stronger than genetics???

I'd ask this about "Vice-Versa" or "Like Father Like Son" since they're all pretty much the same movie, but the latter movies are about switching between fathers and sons, so the genetic question would be very hard to qualify.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2010 10:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm sure magic trumps genetics.



 
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2010 11:47 am Reply with quote Back to top



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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2010 11:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The hell?



 
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PostPosted: Oct 26 2010 11:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ha South park!
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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Oct 26 2010 01:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
I'm sure magic trumps genetics.

Not sure if magic trumps genetics, but it trumps AIDS:

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PostPosted: Oct 26 2010 07:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I saw rob schnieder and automatically think of that


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PostPosted: Nov 07 2010 06:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Both the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd have participated in the collection of terrible movie cliches. Too bad I'm too lazy to post them as of now.



 
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